To be reminded every day.

My coolest projects that I've worked on:
- Popcorn Time (.io)
- Blackshades (RAT)
- DarkComet (RAT)
- Demonsaw (Google it)

Waking up after 4 hours of sleep with a headache because you wanted to finish your project.

Well my software update came through correctly, but now it crashes everywhere 😠😠 (Follow up on last Friday).

Thanks all for letting me reach 200 +1's on how much my developer life sucks 😈😈

Soo today (Sunday) I received a Email from my boss. He wants me to do a fucking huge project done by next Friday.

This "so amazing new idea" exists for like 5 years already. So I said I'd be done this Tuesday. Him not knowing I'll be copy&pasting this all the way 😂😂.

Not that I'm lazy, but just that why should I recreate something that exists for years now.

When there is no automatic way of checking if you software update came through correctly and no personal is in the building so you have to boot 421 PCs.

Thanks devRant for sending it all the way to The Netherlands

When you're at school and the teacher let's you use tools do to CSS in a GUI.
And he kicks you out for using other tools like Brackets, Sublime, Atom etc... Saying it not a accurate.

Recently we started to encrypt all our PHP code.
To hide the code that we use to unauthorized people.

A new intern deleted ALL the encrypted and uncrypted files from all the servers (Also our backup server) saying
"I thought it was a Cryptolocker".

Now I can fucking start to find it all back and maybe even recreate our system and fucking crypt everything again.

When your code is so unorganized that you're better off starting over. (My devRant Win32 App).

When Github deletes your account because you've used "Malicious Code" in a private repo. (Chrome Password Reader).

When you change one line of code, or forgot a ";"

When you suddenly forget how to code because… Stack Overflow is down.

When you accidentally changed the .NET Framework version when building and you're looking 1.5h for bugs in your code.

😢😢😥😥

Is any of it real? I mean, look at this. Look at it! A world built on fantasy. Synthetic emotions in the form of pills. Psychological warfare in the form of advertising. Mind-altering chemicals in the form of... food! Brainwashing seminars in the form of media. Controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You want to talk about reality? We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever-expanding Dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotizing us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. You have to dig pretty deep, kiddo, before you can find anything real. We live in a kingdom of bullshit. A kingdom you've lived in for far too long. So don't tell me about not being real. I'm no less real than the fucking beef patty in your Big Mac.

How I feel when people ask me to install software.

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