As a child:
Look Ma, no training wheels!

As an adult:
Look Ma, no mouse!

Strongly typed SMS

A friend needed to test an API so, I told him to download Postman to start testing POST request and he ask if he needed to download Getman for testing the GET ones 🤣

What if God is actually an average developer working for a company which creates worlds and at first it all ran fine but then the support period expired and wasn't renewed and now shit's hitting the fan and nobody gives a fuck.

Three years into studying software engineering and three quarters of my class have no idea what git is.

But by gosh, can we code the shit out of a tic tac toe game.

Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!

New devRant web app for desktop is now live! (https://devrant.com - the .com will now redirect to feed if you are logged in) Let us know what you think, and especially if you spot any bugs (very likely some slipped through). Some cool new features are still in development, will be out shortly.

Spacex's launch was fake. Their CGI artists didn't know that the earth is flat.

Today I told my boss to move from windows server to Linux Based Server.

Boss: Linux Server is used for small and light projects only.
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Me: 😠🔫

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

JavaScript will follow you XD

If I had a dime for every single time a developer has been asked to fix a printer I’d have enough to afford the 3D version.

pshht 🤫😄

This is a valid point.

I learnt vue.js and thought it was awesome. I started reading react documentation today and now I realise vue.js is even more awesome than I first thought.

Can all the people that do this just fuck off?

HTML: 80%

80% OF WHAT?

Hahaha

Apparently Apple is bringing Dual Sim Tech to it's phones in future.

Apple = Internet Explorer of Companies

damn true

Java is not Javascript

When I watched Sillicon Valley. Now I'm into compression

Sigh..

DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. SCREEN.

Ok ok, PHP is the best!! Ok?

VueJS error traces are fucking useless.

devRant is high 🤔

Hahaha this made my day

Don't try this at home 😋

Stack overflow is a little too mean to new users :/

How do you generate a random string?

Tell a windows user to exit vim