*DEADLOCK*

Throughout my career I've blocked a total of three toxic clients.

They still find me via email.

Most recently, I've gotten an email simply asking "how does BitBucket work and how can I use it?"

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

How it should be 😌✨

The RGB makes the code run faster

I feel attacked.

How to run a productive meeting?

Have a written agenda (provided before the meeting, of course)

No "Lets talk about the service architecture" nonsense. Provide the exact details of what the outcome of the meeting should be. Even been lucky enough to cancel meetings when the agenda points are answered in a reply email. Its awesome.

As conditioned as we are about agendas, a few mgrs still skip the agenda and it ends up as you would imagine. At the end, everyone is like "Why are we here? What did we decide? Looks like we need another meeting..."

Reminder: never do anything math related in JavaScript.

I'm going to quit my job without a backup plan*. Wish me luck.

* but with solid savings

"CI/CD is superior because you can continuously break prod"

On average it takes me 2 months to read a technical book, I'm not sure it's a pace I should be proud of...

The prank happened last 2 years ago. Me and my office mate we love to prank inside the office using our technical skills. One time while our target is on break we took an exact screenshot of his desktop and we manage to hide both cursor and his entire desktop exept the screenshot of his desktop.

After half an hour, the target approach us to fix his issue he restarted the PC multiple times and we laugh so hard because he said his PC keeps hanging or freeze. Hahaha LMAO.

Then after we laugh we reveal that his PC is fine we just replace his desktop with a fake desktop image. He even laugh on our prank hahaha.

Did you prank your office mate the same prank we did? Haha I would advice choose carefully who to prank.

DON'T. LET. DEVS. EXPLAIN. THEIR. PRODUCT.

MARKETING. SHOULD. DO. IT.

That explains why my body is so inconsistent

littlefinger knew it from the start

How many?

LOL Lite is more heavy :P

The most enthusiastic tutorial article about a simple class I've ever seen :D

Saw this this morning lol. The best part is that it requires a knowledge of chess AND programming to get it.

Possibly a repost. I haven't been on DevRant in a while.

I just found new band called "localhost". They recently published their new album named "127.0.0.1" with an awesome song "It works on my machine".

It's awesome :D

The Periodic Table Of Software Engineering

Atom has much more stars than VSCode on GitHub. But still atom has issues under 1000 while VSCode has fucking 5000+ issues. Interesting.

Love this Song <3 😍

Windows updates😂

Hi everybody! I wanted to share this with y'all.

Yesterday I got my Master's Degree, I'm finally free from University!

from Reddit import Meme

Deep........

At least they were real though...

Hopefully it's written in Swift!

This a good place for the sticker?

IIT Bombay meanwhile...😂😂😂