now we know

Also when you are overqualified 😅

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

My !dev boyfriend just broke up with me because "I spend too much on the computer".

Too much work kills your brain cells.

My basis path set does not include this one...

Thanks, Microsoft.

Had my first 'mentor' moment at work today!

Newest guy couldn't figure something out and asked me, slightly nervously, for help.

Suddenly I went into mentorish state, explaining stuff I was doing while fixing it in under a minute!

Felt good 😃

LOL difference is clear

Want to read a horror story?

Number of computers
1900: 0
1950: 100
1980: 10000
1990: 1000000
2000: 1000000000
2010: 1000000000000000000
2020: 1
2030: 1
2040: 1
2050: 1

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

Swedish privacy!

When you spend too much time in your car

Pure evil

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Thinking testing is less important than delivering

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

Just realized sudo means super user do

Hahaha

CEO: "What if we invest in our devs (i.e. trainings, certifications) and they leave?"

CTO: "What if we don't and they stay?"

me.children += 1;
^_^

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Source - Reddit

Oh simple

-get idea
-think it's Great
-fiddle around
-research it
-done multiple times
-bail

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

"Work is intended to earn you money, you don't have to like it to make a living from it" - my first boss

Week 66 has taught me that I must actually be quite privileged!
I can't recall any bad advice given to me. It's either been good, or I completely forgot about it.

Or on the other hand, it's all been bad advice and I'm a rubbish developer...

Use regex to parse HTML.