A thread of emails is NOT a specification.

Let's make a drinking game!

We will say random words. If there is a JavaScript framework with that name we have to take a shot.

20 minutes later we will need a liver transplant.

Programmers be like this

Dude you've been in college for 4 years and you still don't know how to make a for loop in C. Why are you still here?!! I hate it when I have to carry 2-4 of these people every semester because of "group projects"!

Need these for work.

Basically..

Best conversation this week:

A: *reporting a visual bug* The text on this page seems to be placed too far to the right, is this intended?

B: No, it's indented.

When the documentation is just perfect👌👌

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

Boss: Are you busy?
Me: *Schrödinger's silence*.

That's really true.... 😂😂😂😜😜😜

friggin' node dependencies

git everywhere

Petition to officially rename the term 'build' to 'kraken', so QA can shout 'Release the Kraken' and I can shout back 'The Kraken has been released!'.

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

You always amaze me Windows!

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

First day in stackoverflow

This actually happened today

Colleague: Hey man I think there's a problem with my computer.

Me: Alright, I'll check it out.

(I go to his desk and find that his screen was turned off)

Colleague: It just suddenly turned off.

Me: (presses a random key on his keyboard)

(Screen lights up)

[] == []; // false
[] < []; // false
[] > []; // false
[] <= []; // true
[] >= []; // true

Damn right !!

Every executable file I make is rubbish. It's always in bin

:D

Once upon a time...

The week before project deadline...

That moment after you do a fresh install of an OS and think "Wow everything is so fast and so much space"

Everyone doing such amazing stuff and I'm here with my Minesweeper for the calculator...

Visual Studio runs like trash but C# is my love.

It's sad.

Although I'm a Linux fan, I have to admit a few things:
1. BSD has the best mascot BY FAR.
2. Windows XP had the best sounds. Almost orgasmic...
3. Apple has the best fanboys. You see all those retards camping out of an Apple store waiting for a new gadget, it makes you feel good about yourself...
4. I would also say something about Google and Android, but they know what kind of porn I watch, so I think it's wise to skip that one...

DON'T USE FUCKING NOTEPAD!!!