I wish I could be this creative

Duplex: Hi, Umm... Can I book 3 seats on Wednesday?

Restaurant: Sure! And what time is it?

Duplex: Yeah, Oh, I'd like it at NullPointer Exception if it's possible.

Restaurant: Invalid parameter "NullPointer Exception" restarting program...

If you hold a Unix shell up to your ear you can hear the C.

I guess she was fluent in C#

Makes Perfect Sense..

🤷🏻‍♂️....

Autonomous soccer robots our robotics team is developing for robocup. What do you guys think?

So true...

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

An intern asked me for help today and I solved it within minutes.
First time I felt like I had evolved from a confused junior developer to something more. So happy.

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Well... Erm...

Found this gem on Facebook 😂

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

devrant is a trap

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

Yhea...

Code never lies..

My girlfriend got me this mug. She's the one.

The golden ratio !!!

Just got paid for my first job! I so happy 😊

I always wondered for what are those used.

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

Just Triggering your nostalgia

When you try to rob a programmer

I can't possibly be the only Jewish dev here, right? Happy Hanukkah for anyone else...?

I've seen some people on here mention a show called silicon valley, so I thought I would check it out. I started yesterday... I'm already in the middle of season 3, I didn't sleep much last night...

No life 😂😂

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.