I met my girlfriend cooking. She has no programming experience whatsoever and is quite computer illiterate. But that's fine as that's not something I need in a partner.

She regularly asks me what I'm working on. I'll try to explain it, and sometimes she definitely gets it, but sometimes she's clearly lost as fuck. She'll enthusiastically say things like "that's awesome honey!" To things that are just explanations. Sometimes it makes me laugh. Most of the time it leaves me in this weird confused state, like she's just pandering.

But I know she means well and wishes me the best. She's an amazing woman, and even if she doesn't get a single thing I try to explain, I'd much rather be with that than the "Why the fuck are you always playing on the computer?" Types of people I meet far more often.

After 16 years of porn addiction, I've finally realized that the only way to stop any addiction, is to take control of your mind. Nobody can help you, except make you realize the source of the problem or factors that cause it.

It's strange to describe how the mind works, sometimes we need stuff in our lives because we need to spend time on something to avoid the emptiness.

Free yourself from the things you love the most, in my case I love playing video games, it helps me feel complete, but in all honesty, I don't need it. I like drinking energy drinks, but in the end, I don't need that too.

My point is that once you find a way to deal with the things you can't live without, you find a way to live with it.

The only reason I watch porn is to reduce stress or have something "fun" to do.

As Bruce Lee once said: Be formless, be shapeless, be water my friend.

I like to think that he means to let the urge flow within you, but don't let it control you.

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I modeled layout of my living room in VR. Now I can take a seat on my couch without taking off my headset :D

At work

Me: I need to check something or your pc, with you account

Girl with PC: I wont give you my password

Me: I already have your password

Girl with PC: .....

Happy Halloween!

Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)

I was a freshman in highschool when I encountered the book entitled "Teach Yourself Visual Basic 6 in 21 Days"

I loved that book so much that it took me 4 years to finish it.

What did the librarian say to the kids?

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My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

Edit: It's not a porn site

10 points for next century option.

Me Visiting a new location...

*Device found a new wi-fi signal:
worldsMostSecureRouter

*Enter password:
worldsMostSecureRouter123

*Authorizing...
*Obtaining IP address
*Connected

"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"Who's..."
"Knock, Knock",
"Knock, Knock",
"there?"

- DDoS Atack

Actual message i got today from a friend: "How to send a GET request with css"

I dont know him anymore

Fuck You blue car driver who is texting and just cut in front of me! I accidentally double tapped the wrong rant!

Oh wow. That timing though.

Hello world!

No proble

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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

A community of the devs, for the devs, by the devs.

The United Rants of Devs, aka devRant 😄

Hai devs!
Team devRant here.

Some sad news, my teammate can't participate for reasons I don't need to disclose.
I'm not stopping though, I'm going in alone! (Or well, physically).

I'll post the link to the updates (and more) site later on but the important part:

It starts at 12pm EU/Amsterdam time and stops tomorrow at that same time!

Working on a livestream =)

Cheers!

When you have the users test your application

Open nodejs.org

Can you notice that one pixel on the top left side of green banner :-P
I'm not a designer but dude ...

margin-right: -100px !important;
(https://twitter.com/angeldiazibarra...)

Jusssttt in case anything goes wrong over the weekend I got a team of developers on standby...

Fuck human bodies, I want to live in the cloud...