Intelligence level LEGEND

//TODO: Add Camera

Or in bash
alias i="echo -n 'I '; cat"
echo love you! > 3_you
i <3_you

Our company principles. Clients mistake is our new feature

Stolen. This is how I felt on Friday when we were discussing fronted frameworks in office

Gradle just got updated and every fucking code shows error now!
Goddamn it android studio.

Hehe.. that's a good idea

Adobe Reader everywhere

+1 if you think devRant should start sending notifications like "congrats on your 300 +1 rant. claim your swag"

Declare variables not War :0
Execute programs not People :p

How do you start your day? I start mine with XAMPP! 😁

So today I had to find out why the connection to my localhost was extremely slow, 6 hours in and still can't seem to find it fml

Programmers love emotions #1

print("Happy Holi to all.")

Realizing that the former so-called PHP developers based the entirety of their so-called dashboard framework (self-written of course) on GET requests.

Every. Controller. Only. Accepts. Get. Requests.

It creates stuff? So what! It does update? No matter! It deletes? Who cares!

Just call that URL, and it will release all hell, plagued with multiple side-effects, and then issue a redirect.

Of course that one delete button was inside some twitter bootstrap tabs, and due to the redirect the page always reloaded and the content manager landed on a very different tab. Meaning if they wanted to delete multiple records, they had to hit "activate tab" and "delete" and "activate tab" and "delete" -- rinse and repeat.

It's our *job* to make things easier for our users! Not to waste their time. (Unless you are browser game developer. Then do your thing.)

And we are talking basic CRUD! Basic CRUD! I am not even demanding for it to be restful or to have some parts of a HTML page being updated on the fly with such rad and new technologies like ajax!

There is just question I would like to ask whoever build this: Seriously!?

When you're the only contributor of your own open source project..

What do you do when you like a crapu dev ?
damn some times its very hard to deal with your shitty skills. And people take advantage of that

This is why code reviews are important.

Instead of loading a relevant dataset from the database once, the developer was querying the database for every field, every time the method interacted with it.

What should have been one call for 200k records ended up as 50+ calls for 200k records for every one of 300+ users.

The whole production application server was locked.

I'd been constantly working on another prototype for the past 63 hours straight without sleeping and this was the best thing I could've asked for to make my day.

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for the lovely stickers!

How the hell did I manage to get a negative download speed ?! Screw hostel WiFi !!

Visited Google Bangalore today for a Go session

Websites with annoying ads that hold your phones browser hostage to install a fake AV or vote in a stupid poll.

Fuck Drupal and their fucking developers cult like mother fuckers.

Programming facts #2

If I had these I would forget what color is the sun 😂

Genius indeed! Deadlock

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

See the developer!!!

How many of you guys want to shoot your clients if you get a chance?

Exams are kinda good. They make me realise that i can sit idle for 3 hours without my phone and my computer. 😁😁

Six stages of debugging:

1. That can't happen?
2. That doesn't happen on my machine?
3. That shouldn't happen?
4. Why does that happen?
5. OH, I SEE!
6. How did that ever work?