Man, this guy is fking useless.

I'm learning something new and ask him for help; he both mishears and confuses topics, so his explanations only ever make things worse. 😧

Worst. Fucking. News. "Your work is going to start getting outsourced. It's only $10/hr in India. Yes your job is at risk. Yes this includes the whole team of 10 people." Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

OK, YouTube, I'll wait :)

😁😁..

Now that's a creative hack

When your code is a mess but still works

Your choice.

Forever Alone :'(

My first markerless ar in development!
Built from scratch, with unity webcam apis!

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

When my code comes for review

Finally, my computer reflects my personality!

Employer: "Welcome to your internship. We need you to code VBA"

Me: "Ok."

Me internally: "Oh. Visual Studio. Ok."
Me internally after 1h of coding VBA in Excel Plugin: "Burn in hell MS"

Oh my fucking god quit commenting shit out just delete it it.

One of my first jobs as a Web Designer / Developer.

Boss had me update a WordPress site that the previous dude built. It had some pages that only members were meant to access.

These were listed on a navbar at all times. If the user clicked on them, a JS alert would show up telling the visitor to log in first.

That was the ONLY protection those pages had. No matter it was a WordPress-powered site, to begin. If you knew the URL or simply altered the code right there on the browser to remove the onclick-bound JS, you could get in.

And that was just the beginning of it. Eventually I convinced the boss to rebuild the site.

Long long time ago... before CodeAge.. I like the rainbow one...

Algo strikes again!

The floor is java

Guys, unlike a lot of fresh and volatile developers here, i don't get angry at a lot of stuff

but people who play the "I'm older than you" card really really r e a l l y make me upset.

That feeling when you put your own server to good use for the first time :)

"Tabs or spaces?"
"Hot dogs."
- Kuwaddo

oh god

Looking through someone's code and oh no :(

always....

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.

Postman anyone? It's the shit.

I'm busted... 🐎💨

Delorean