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I'm a web dev getting a master degree in Communication Multimedia in University of Aveiro (Portugal). Freelancer for living.
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js php java python html css nodejs socket.io arduino mysql mongodb couchdb graphdb neo4j laravel restler melonjs jquery angularjs sass
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Joined devRant on 6/3/2016

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"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems." - Jamie Zawinski

joke/meme stroke brainfuck regex

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And so I thought

joke/meme if else ai

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Is a negative upload the same as download?

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When you realize JS Arrays are actually lists instead of actual arrays

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Solving crashes via *big data*

joke/meme crashdump big data

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Can totally relate to this

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So WPA2 has been broken.
That's quite a bad news coming so shortly after the BlueBourne vulnerability was discovered

Read more here if interested:
https://www.krackattacks.com/

rant broken wpa2

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Your data is backed up daily and weekly. Until..

rant schrödinger's backup

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Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

joke/meme yoda async star wars

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I like PHP.

It's not as bad as its reputation. Just because it's easy to learn, does not mean it's bad. In fact, with a framework like Laravel or Zend it's not so simple and keeps the whole spaghetti code developers away, which led to the bad reputation.

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LalaLan

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Six_Ch

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Be a real man and learn & understand the core JavaScript.

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*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

joke/meme privacy cia security

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Seriously, how?

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The feels when @dfox +1's your rants.

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I TOO, EXERCISE BY RUNNING FIVE MILES.

u/Cjbrick910

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bad code that works is bad code.

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bad code that works 👍

source: reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/

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That moment, when you feel funny.

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Network joke

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When @dfox and @trogus scroll through their devRant feeds, is it considered slacking off at work, or properly debugging their software..? 🤔

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People who ask a question on the interwebs, solves it by themselves and just say "It's OK. I've solved it" without explaining how should have their Internet removed (maybe some light torture too).

undefined found my bug fuck you sir

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When the API is not documented.

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One day I created a bug issue for intellij to the JetBrains guys. After some days this ticket got closed with status 'fixed'. That was kinda satisfying.

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Am I a programmer or a developer 🤔🤔🤔

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Open terminal.
Type "telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl"
Press enter. Sit back and enjoy.
Thank me later.

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Fuckin' manager... lol

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My LastPass master password..

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Code never lies but comments do !

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