Taking a break from the computer stuff...

Well ill leave this here

Source: https://instagram.com/p/...

Friend: Is blockchain a programming language?
Me: No it's a java framework
Friend: Ah, thanks for clarification.

Fucking awesome. The 'encryption backdoor law' in Australia went through!

Now, whenever served with such warrants, companies which are active in Australia will have to pay hefty fines if they don't give encrypted messages to law enforcement in readable form. No matter whether this means just decrypting it with the keys they have or pushing backdoors/inject code into the messaging apps/services in order to extract the contents.

Now let's see how much the big companies really care about their users! (I'd expect them to pull out of Australia but the chance that this'll happen is as tiny as about nothing)

😂😂😂

Margin-left: 50px 😂

Credit: devHumor

Such a relief

should happen in real life 🤔

No comments on this 😛

xD
Source : Reddit

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04

A new era has begun

C++ is beautiful.

Source - Reddit

Just leaving this here

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

When you've coded for 12h straight

Oh yes, yess! Show me more!

The best part of having lazy collaborators is that you never encounter merge conflicts.

When my team mates server responds "Internal server Error" with a 200.

I'm always the guy that does the work...

I started working in 2014. In one of my first jobs they gave me a virtual machine running Windows 2000.

I had a conversation that went more or less this way:

Me: «Why a so old OS?»
Boss: «Because we rely on an old library which has been compiled on Windows 2000»
Me: «What library is it? Who wrote it?»
Boss: «We wrote it. It belongs to our company.»
Me: «Can we try to port it on a more recent OS?»
Boss: «Oh, we've lost the source code a long time ago...»
Me: «...»

Don't ever ever give real estimate!!!

'Never deploy to production before weekend or holidays.'

Best advice

My penis.

A friend of mine wanted me to scale a 64x64px png image to the size of a facebook cover without quality loss.

An afternoon well spent.

Stackoverflow.