I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

@dfox
Double-tapping a rant on the search results page doesn't upvote the rant. Opens the rant instead.

Just received my github mug!

Went into Facebook's source code to update the colors from blue to green and black (don't judge me) and saw this in the console log lol. Didn't know people were that gullible...

Sometimes, the rants are in perfect alignment. I live for these moments.

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

Feeling ill

Word joker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Programmer house

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

When you pour coffee into this, it instantly freezes

when eslint has had enough of your shit

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Code reuse.

customer service

Simple way of storing keys.

When someone tells you they thought their iPhone 6 was water proof because they installed iOS 10. Facepalm 😖👋

😂😂😂

How??

What i think 😂😂

From today, this beauty is 'ticking' on my desk :D

When a game auto detects your hardware and puts in ultra high quality settings:

At my old job we hired a junior developer. Turned out the junior knew more than all of us. I learnt a lot from him and it pushed me to update my knowledge and skill set!

When your company launches a new mobile, hands it to you for free and also lets you engrave on it.

How I've decided to answer the "can you hack" question from here on in...

"Can you show me how to hack this account please?"

"Sure, you'll need a hammer, a blow torch, chloroform, some pliers and couple of bottles of really pure vodka!"

"What the hell?!"

"Oh, it's so much quicker to just extract a password from a person, than it is to break into a system, I'm not exactly trained in inflicting pain on the human body, but I'm sure you'll be able to figure it out through trial and error, good luck!"

Happily hiding the thinkpad logo.. devRant sticker became Terminator.

Theyre getting desperate...

Oh!!! Heaven is offline for a while

Felt jealous of everyone else's workstation so I decided to post my own.

How to get your money from a difficult client.