God forbid.

When the PM grabs my keyboard to show me how he thinks I should do the task...

The company I was working for, closed. Told a friend: "lost my job today" He told me: "you never lose jobs, you just lose bosses. Now get to work for you"

Anyone have same experience

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

Sometimes they are.

A long time ago I went to my first web developer interview intending to bluff my way in. A friend working there told me that they used (the infamous) Dreamweaver. So, in the interview, when they asked me what did I used to develop, with all the confidence I could gather I said: "Windriver".
Got the job 'cause the dude (interviewer) knew less than me.

This is so ranted up 😂😂

When I hear sales guy using technical terms in the wrong context while doing his sales pitch to a client...

When you try to get BIOS..

To all grammar freaks 😝

"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit." ~ Anonymous

How startups work explained in js code

The deadline got pushed up... To the end of the week.

This is so true.

Memories

hackers are there in every form

What do you call a party with developers?

A git together

I'm so sorry.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

A+ use of wallpaper

jajajaja

Opening a documentation page to only find:

// Todo

FML.

... I have no words...

Figuring out the perfect algorithm for your code

pretty much sums it up...

About the acquisition........

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop

When your PM calls you on Sunday to quickly solve a critical bug,
But you were busy happily working on your own personal project
:/

You know you messed Git hard when your commit graph started to look like November Rain on Guitar Hero.

Dammit, I can't even describe how much I hate when I'm researching to fix a problem, find a forum/question and the guy answering it makes a post saying "Forget about it, solved it" but doesn't say how.