Where you get the Code

IT FUKIN WORKED YESTERDAY!!

Seriously github, the best thing you could do for the black community is change the name master to main, fuck you and your publicity stunts

This is hilarious 😂😂

How many of you with me😂😂

Uber Crashes!!!!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

got my first salary!!!

Exploits of a mom (sauce: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/...)

Earlier today, after helping a team mate with an issue, she ask:
"How come you already know the issue even though that's not your code?"

and then we have a shitty app 😂

Just sharing the best error message I ever got. Sometimes the application is just as confused as you are...

I hate interviews that asks me to write code on paper.

Be like Bill !

!important

"Free" 😑

10 years challenge

++ if you agree!

Never tell anybody that you know how to code...

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

This is very creative

That's how recursion works

Do not close lid!

My !dev boyfriend just broke up with me because "I spend too much on the computer".

Millennials era!

I created a fake bootloader for my co-workers computer.

RANT: So in school, we have to program using some kind of pseudocode.
Today we wrote an algorithm from a previous exam. Apparently, they don't give you a mark if you get the Array.length(). To receive the mark you have to have to use a variable.
WHICH MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME.
My teacher said it would even be ok to define a variable like Variable = Array.length. THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE

When you think your commit message is unimportant, but it ends up in prod

All hail holy 💩
My new dev friend

😂😂😂

the coding standard at my new company
#FML