TIFO that double tapping the rant give them a +1

Client sent me a screenshot complaining of their website performance. After hours of guided debugging, I noticed a familiar figure from one of the images sent.
See the photo... Zoom into the toolbar next to play button... Yes! It was that guy pretending to be a browser.

When a recruiter calls you and asks what your experience level is with "C-hash"

If I dont fucking get a passing grade on this test I'll have to wait another year for my diploma yet I allready siged a full time contract 🙃🙃🙃

CSS, is that you ????

My bash aliases explains how lazy I am.

Honestly, i hate math or actually i hate that i suck at it. I graduated CS and if u put a math problem any bit more advanced than basic linear equations i will turn red. I wish i was good at it. I think if i was, id be able to do much more cool shit because combining math and the ability to control a computer basically makes you a demi god.

If i had some free time i’d love to go over the basics on khan academy or something. But free time doesnt come by a lot coz we’re too busy trying to make money and id rather just rest and chill when it does.

Tho if a cute girl offered to tutor me in that free time i’d definitely say yes 🧐

If " " is a whitespace, "_" is a blackspace

Guess what's in it ?

Been thinking about registering the domain "(my last name).email" so I could have "myfirstname@mylastname.email" Checked Namecheap and it's 2.99 a year. Hmmmm...

Wow, I now officially own a company.

I just did it dummy... I have been using devrant when you had to get +100 to get a ball.

Hallo! Im new here.

Got to the office today and found everything gone. Fuckers stole all the computers.

The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy is guiding spacex starman to the stars :D

I love it ♥️

"You look mad."
"I'm running android studio on 4gb."
"What does that mean?"
"God hates me.."

Android developers will know

When you are paid per lines of code

On my twitter feed today.

Best banner yet...

Introducing new Notif filters! Now on mobile, all your notifications are broken up into category tabs and you can clear each category separately. No more digging for mentions!

Also we just released a new image preview for when a rant is shared on FB, Twitter, etc. which includes the ranter's avatar image. You can see it by sharing a rant on social media, or check out an example here: devrant.com/rants/1036286/image.png (if you change the rant ID, you can see others)

When the Sales team fucks up something, they point finger at each other for the blame.

When the Dev Team fucks up something, as a Senior Developer I say to my Boss that we fucked it up no matter whose fault it is and we will fix it up by x time.

When the SysAdmin team fucks. The Dev Team is to blame.

Sorry guys, I got a bit frustrated. All our servers wasn't backed up from last week and the SysAdmin guys are saying it's our fault.

What the fuck is going on? fuck you fuck fuck fuck fuck...

just started an AI project (yes I know, very descriptive). should i have 20 nested for loops???

This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

Is it just me or does a rant open twice if you double tap one you already ++'ed it🤔😅

So I just finished an unpaid! Internship at a local tech company.

At the final meeting my boss said that he wants to keep me in the company. But my "skill level" is not high enough to pay me just now, and if I would stay as an unpaid intern for some months, we could talk about being paid.

After I refused, he was mad at me for "abandoning the team" and "hurting the company"

I hope other company's will be better. :/

Omg now everything makes sense!

So I've been exporting a JSON dump of ~120GB for hours and when trying to processing it, and write it to a new file, I wrote to the same file. FML. Hours of export became 0 bytes in no time. Think its time to get some sleep.

Heard a lot about "Welcome to DevRant" messages and I am here for 3 days and didn't get not single one? :/