A programmer is a magical creature that turns honey into code.

Don't judge me, I'm a teddy bear 🍯 🐻

*client calls*
"hello, we forgot the password to our WiFi router. Could you reset that for us?"

😐😶😮😅

"We host websites and servers sir, we don't control your router :)"

"Right, i thought so, nevermind!"

Well, that's a new one O.o

me.children += 1;
^_^

Versioning is important

Quality code I made, as always

He's got a valid point

Why did the integer drown?

Because it wouldn't float.

We are in 2017! :)

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

Can totally relate to this

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

I went to shop to take a break from JavaScript project...

JS is everywhere

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

If you hunt for a dev job watch this

Hey you guys working on cloud technologies..
Can you guys... like .... turn off the 'Rain', in my location, for a while. ?
I wanna get home :\

So that's how my packages gets delivered!

Dear people of Subway, just because i am using cmd, it doesnt mean i am
"Hacking your wifi network" and asking me to stop is rather unneccessary

🇮🌱👛♨💶♦

Thanks google

Oh but I insist ...

Well okay..

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

I could finally afford one

Spaghetti wiring doesn't actually mean spaghetti coding. 😂

good question 😂

For those who want the esc key back
You can buy the iEsc adapter for $99.99

Just learned new skills...