A developer friend

"Why does it not look right on Internet Explorer 6? fix it or I'm not paying"

Really nice message. I feel so motivated.

I've reached the magic number!

Rest in peace bro ..!

Me as a programmer 😂

> gets rejected from upwork
> builds alternative to upwork
> gets funded by old client who uses upwork
> origin story complete

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

"Best" resumes in the world thread.

Brace yourselves...

When it’s 2:30AM and your brain won’t shut the fuck up about all the ideas you want to try

Coding style is like fart. Everyone is ok with their own but think everybody else's stink

Does this happen to anyone else while coding?

"Next time, well do it properly from the start." - Every team, at the end of every project.

Brilliant!

Google: "Please prove you're a human."
Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
Me: *Stabbing my finger and dripping blood on the computer*
Google "Prove you're a human!!"
Me: *Crying, laughing, expressing feelings*
Google: "Prove you're a human I said!!!"
Me: "4527"
Google:" Thank you."

Facts:
That there is a thing called "Constant Variable"

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

Declare variables, not war

Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Legacy code 😂

Google is very clean...

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

Schrödinger's code:

Its both working and crashing until you run it.

The code for devrant-bot is officially live on GitHub, please note this is still in the early stages of development.

https://github.com/nblackburn/...

There will also be a hosted version available in the coming days along with guidance on how you can get involved.

Thanks for all of your support, this is our project and everyone is welcome to contribute.

Person: So what do you do for a living..
Me: (here we go)... I am an information security analyst working in an incident response team for x company. I do log collection and manage a large scale correlation engine.
Person: Oh, so are you super smart or something? (Blinks her eyes and continues with blank stare)
Me: Uh... Smart enough I guess.
Person: Can you hack things like a hacker.
Me: That really isn't my job...
Person: What's your job again?
Me: Computer guy
(She lights up)
Person: Why didn't you just say that? I can understand that.

Yeah... I seem to have painful conversations like this often.

My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }

Output :- I have a boyfriend...

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

History is not made by people who use incognito windows

I need a woman that cooks, cleans and writes javascript so I dont have to deal with that shit.