Man in the event of some newcomers to the development game, those that will mostly work in the web domain or sys admins that are in training I want to offer some small advice:

Do not neglect vim

I know it might be a bitch to use at first. And I will never use it as a replacement to vs code. But fuuuuuck me I cannot count the number of times that vim wizardry has helped me when dealing with servers when dealing on a machine with windows and nothing but putty.

The thing is a lifesaver yo, and it makes for an impressive show when doing something in front of senior executives.

Learn it, love it, live by it

And exit is :q, save is :w, to copy and paste is :v then surround the text and then y to yank it and p to paste it.
:vsplit and :split are your friends and to move around splits is ctrl w and direction.

Good luck my friends. Stay classy.

Copying code from stack overflow doesn't make you a developer. Knowing where to paste that code makes you a developer.

Q : 1 is true and 0 is false. right??
A : 1

The only reason why I hate material design is because I don't know how to use it.

No one is expert, you just have to start

Registration confirmation email received from clover community website. Well played Clover 👍

Interviewing a Data Scientist

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a Class after her. she felt I treated her like and Object.

How to fix error 101

When you hash time entries by year and you are freaking out to make sure your server doesn’t crash due to differing time zones while your family is celebrating New Year’s...

People who try to justify not writing unit tests are the same as those who try to justify not using a condom.

You'll be sorry later.

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

34c3, finally! 😃

Well I didn’t ask this paper #rebel

My daily Unix command list: unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.

Using vim instead of an IDE has helped me increase my typing speed but I also think that I understand more this way.

Without auto complete (although you could get this via plugins) you have to type every single character which helps you understand the things you type

Does vim have a tree view and multiple tabs? Maybe some sort of plugin? How bout Neovim? If there is anyway to get that on vim I am sold, but until then I’m sticking with my text editor.

Are there any devs who tried to make friends outside and failed miserably?

I love playing around in AR

You say they are looking for me, but when i contact them they pretend like they dont even know me.

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

actually my sis is really disappointed i can't do

* cash system programming
* cnc programming
* light show programming
* get the adress of the guy who wrote her on whatsapp

so she is curious what i am able to do :)

A non-dev friend just saw the "free santa hat with each duck ordered" announcement on my screen and he is extremely confused 😂

Found something true as 1 == 1

I should be studying, but what am I doing instead? Trying out all kinds of linux distros, partitioning my hard drive, trying to install a linux distro ... Help

I just found a SECRET/EASTEREGG in devRant!!! How could nobody notice this before!?

Go to the "More"-menu and read the first letter of every katagory. Put them together one after another.

You will now notice that it says:
"I- -M-A-D-E- -T-H-I-S- -U-P- -L-O-L"