Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

So this fucking happened today.

Me: *sees support ticket coming in about some kind of login issue*

Me: *opens issue*

"Hello, I can't seem to login. There's an error"

Me: *sighs and thinks "at least give me that FUCKING error message then." *kindly replies with asking if they could send me the error message*

"Here it is. I don't understand what is going wrong
and what I have to do"

Me: *looks at error message*

"Invalid customer ID. Please make sure that your ID is correct. You can find it in the activation email we sent you when you registered".

😐 😶 😦

Me: *thinking okay what the fuck, are you fucking retarded or something?*

Me: *kindly replies: "It seems that you are not using the correct customer ID. You might want to look for it in the activation email we sent you!"*

"Oh okay thanks, how did you figure that out?"

Me: 😵 😐 😶 😭 🔫

Seriously what the actual fucking fuck.

Every. Fucking. Time.

Disclaimer: non dev related.

So I went to a festival today. What is the most stupid question you can ask at a festival?
And the winner is
And the winner is...

'why are you sweating?'

THE WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!?
DETAIL ONE: I'M AT A FUCKING FESTIVAL
DETAIL TWO: I'M DANCING MY ASS OFF
DETAIL TWO: EVERYONE IS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FUUUUUCK DANCING.

Mother of god, stupidity knows no fucking boundries 😲

‎100% reliable test for HTML5

Google: Don't use a password from another site, or something too obvious like your pet's name.
Me: 5f4dcc3b5aa765d61d8327deb882cf99

‎I can't find intelligent life anywhere!

Sometime’s Google’s Easter eggs make my day

So how has coding impacted my life?

I lost 54 kgs. My girlfriend I mean.

Teacher : use"ransomware" in a sentence
Student : I used to know a girl, but then she ransomware
Whole class :

Hahahahahaha. Ded.

Real world DS..;)

😂😁😂😁😂😁

The first push got rejected so I had to use the Windows equivalent sudo command instead

Happiness is a pull request approved on first try.

Debugging..

A Programmer nurse 😂😁

💻 L > W 💻

Excuse me boss!

During increment time
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an Plane. If u drop 1 outside. How many
are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the Plane that's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If your boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed.

As cold as the water was that night..

Microsoft documentation is like:

If you're in XY situation, please click here:

https://devrant.io/rants/580100/...

Code town....

sudo apt-get life

Most moronic implementation... But atleast it uses some type of sort...

Am I a fraud if my avatar wears a huge beard and I can't grow more than a sad goatee ? :/

Boolean Logic....

Found this on Intern's screen

Girls are like functions. Always up for an argument

Oh, so it wasn't that complicated after all !