Being a computer science student and having a lot non-coding-assignments to do, I am proud to say:

I love LaTeX!

And that's why there are scientific programming languages:

"Hey, you are the Java guy, aren't you? My Java is broken!"

Me: *Takes a look at the code*

if ("4+4".equals("5+3")) {
System.out.println("Same result!");
} else {
System.out.println("Different result!");
}

Using Joomla makes you want to use WordPress, that is just sad.

If your friends have no idea what you do at office, you probably are a backend developer

When you're too sick to code but devRant makes you smile at least...

DevRant is the new Twitter! 😂😂

BF: If you were a database, I would join with you.
Me: Left or right?
BF: Inner.

(there are no words)

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

When people spend too much time on 404 pages...

Valar Codilis. All men must code.

Hate those "client" & "semicolon" jokes like I would kill my client if get a chance or I didn't sleep for four days because I missed a semicolon.

No offence!

My very first wow, was back in 2011 as a freshman at university, algorithm classes. Our first language was Pascal, (because it was easy to learn and get to the idea of programming.) so, lecturer wrote Hello World! and that moment was the best part, when I realized that was called a program. After all these years I still remember this output. ❤️ awesome.
After this, its injected in my veins and soul. Even when I come home drunk or coming from the friends, I open my macbook and trying to write some cool , nerdy staff.

Its my life, my passion, my hobby. I dropped everything for this. ^^

Long story short, every time I feel amazing when I do something new and interesting.

Hitting that publish button on your first app. And getting the first 5⭐ rating. Bliss 😊😊😊

Everytime the client say 'thank you' :)

Literally bought a smartphone for devrant, didn't insert a sim, just hooked on wifi went on playstore to download devrant.

2 extra screens on the go for a laptop?
Seems a little bulky.
but for $400 I'm not sure if the price is right.

switching the linux off via 'shutdown' in terminal, just because it is cool and so hacky

"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

Fuck. I'm drunk and need to wake up early to finish the project. Fuck.

You go to an accountant to file your itemized taxes in a couple of hours, you pay them at least $200.
You go to a lawyer to incorporate your business in 2 days, and you pay at least $800.
You hire a photographer to take pictures of your 4-hours wedding and you pay them at least $1500.
You go to your car dealership to fix something and they charge you about $125 hourly labor rate.
Now, ENLIGHTEN ME, how did you come up with the idea that the web application I will create for your business in 8 weeks (design, code, test, deploy, server administration) should not cost more than $500????!!!!!

That's really annoying....

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

2 of my co-workers don't know that they shouldn't write any code after return statement of a function

I got my nieces Github t-shirts. My sister just sent me this.

Attack problems you've never solved.

Don't fear projects which you're not familiar with the technology.

Read books, blogs, and code.

Refactor every opportunity you have.

Don't always be the smartest developer in the room.

Be flexible. Tools are tools, don't fall in love with any one till and neglect others.

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

Just played with Grav for a half hour. The admin interface alone blows WP out of the water.

A friend bought a new expensive mouse.

I made the mistake of asking how it feels in his hand.

His response was "Heavenly. Like cupping an angel's ballsack".