devRant - A fun community for developers to connect over code, tech & life as a programmer

Details

Skills

C# Azure Microsoft
Website

http://waseemhassan.net
Github

IAmWaseem

Joined devRant on 4/23/2017

341

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

rant

7
228

Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

rant thanks boss april fools

8
504

Life saver

joke/meme

21
463

Getting married tomorrow!!!
Holy shit!!

I'm kind of scared actually. But in a good way 😄

And here I am, in the middle of the night, trying to figure out why my fucking tests don't run 😄

rant holy shit getting married kind of scared

56
459

Happy Halloween!

joke/meme

9
450

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

undefined fml nodejs debugging google

24
483

Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

undefined

53
504

(- _ -)

undefined boolean

15
773

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

rant linux virus windows

52
547

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

undefined facepalm

16
666

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

undefined

23
355

How the Fuck do you verify this shit???

undefined chinese or japanese? wtf

41
525

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

undefined editor vi vim

26
254

Visual Studio sucks.
Atom sucks.
Sublime Text sucks.

Windows Movie Maker is the real editor for code.

undefined code editor

33
103

My collegue:

- Is it file.php or file_new.php that are in use?

If you could take the time to learn git then we wouldn't have these questions all the time.

undefined two more days don't wanna learn anything new

4
215

Best sorting algorithm ever.
Sleep sort.
😂

undefined

22
179

How to check if a number is negative.

undefined

15
173

How it should be:
- First: solve the problem
- Second: Write your code.

How many people do:
- First: Write code
- Second: solve code problems
- Third: Adapt code with requirements
- Forth: get lost on your spaghetti code
- Sixth: make a suicide

undefined code bad programming

8
151

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years working in this company?

(The company shut down after 2 years.)

undefined wk48

6
164

Why drink and drive when you can code and cry?

undefined

15
369

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

undefined

7
156

When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again...

undefined

5
142

when your company doesn't let you use source control because it's afraid people would steal the code 😩

undefined github git tfs

18
142

Best random algorithm

undefined algorithm random

15
772

It changed my life, really. 😁

undefined developer code app email work

24
87

"Only one level of indentation per method". This image just made my day :)

undefined php ryu indentation hadouken

10
292

My colleague managed to vertically align in CSS.

Accidently.

He doesn't want it that way.

Dafuq

undefined accidental-genious

20
163

"Why did you apply?"

- "Um, cuz I kinda like getting paid"

undefined wk48

3
266

If Chuck Norris asks a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question is closed as a duplicate.

undefined chuck norris jokes

15
191

This is how I write my header signatures ;)

undefined code header files objective-c starwars ios xcode

24

devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy | Terms of Service