Today, my fellows not a rant, but a glimp of blissfully sent client from heaven. Doesn't complain at all. He is not a fuckin jerk, he just trusts my judgment both in code and looks. No one will ask me to adjust some petty thing for some obscure mental fixations! Join me in this party!

Can we get the GDPR posts back?

Dear Microsoft

Please do not fuck up GitHub.

Yours sincerely
All developers

"Microsoft should not need to buy github, the platform itself should be ran by a non profit org like wikipedia or linux."

Add a herp a derp at the end. It will probably make it sound less stupid or hypocritical.

Seriously though, how many of you mecos actually pay for shit? Eh? How many of you donate to your fav Linux distros or web platforms?

Lets say that the entire devrant base did :) pretty sweet eh? There are still 28 million developers on fucking github.....now how many of those contribute to help account for server costs etc? How many actually use private paid repos etc?

And without adds and shit? This ain't Facebook!!

It makes sense. I am glad they did... and fuck you I would too.

I will see what happens before I put on my (disgusting) Richard Stallman Hat.

I will just leave it here 🙂

Making the most out of opportunity.

Oh shit

Factorio. The game you didn't know you need.

There is no other way to put this.

My HR manager just sent out her tax declaration sheet containing all her salary details out to the entire company via email.

The worst part, she makes as much as I do yet fails at the one single job she's supposed to do.

Here are the best ML memes from /r/programmingHumour

So, what should I do?

Why do I create free services (at least free for now)?

Because one of my biggest dreams is to create a service which will be used by many many people.

A man can dream, right?

😞

Searching a laptop online means making your current computer to dig its own grave.

So I got a notification that my LinkedIn profile showed up in several searches this week. Not sure I should be too happy about it though...

Stackoverflow.

Only if you get it.

-working on project while at school-
Someone - "Dude, are you hacking?"

I found this review on play store. I don't know quite how to react

Can someone just hack youtube comment database and delete all the comments saying "Who is watching this in 2018?" and any other comment along these lines. I mean on fucking all the vidoes I see these comments. FML

So anyone deleted their facebook?

In my company we have a weekly meeting for the Tech deparment, so today the IT Director (my direct manager) was describing an issue we are experiencing with our DNS, and he asked

"What we should do with our DNS?"

Instantly I said out loud:

"Resolve them"

I always either code without thinking or think without coding. The sweet spot is so elusive.

How to start fights with coworkers #1:
"GitKraken is better than Sourcetree"

It works. My code fucking works. It shouldn't. I got tons of errors, I changed to some obscure shit, expecting it to fail, but it fucking works. I should be happy, but I'm mad for not understanding how.