General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Guess who just got the IOS 10 beta preview 🔫😀

(Don't worry, on my screen that's a watergun)

How to break a chatbot (well done).

Employee ethics.... 😎😎😎

console.log('This website owner is a verified shit nugget. Avoid business.');

If you get a bad client, warn others! ;)

I was hired to create a MailChimp clone for internal use. Since then, more than half of the marketing team has been fired because their work is not needed anymore.

The intern learned a great lesson today...

Anyone else jot down notes on small pads of graph paper?

Logic

I have the house all to myself. Twenty years ago, I'd be throwing a party. Today I look forward to all the uninterrupted coding.

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

This is way too true.

She must have said "windows not responding " 😅

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

This is so true.

Old times.

About Brexit.

When the code you've taken over is filled with comments starting with:

// HACK: ...

" The junior dev just told me about an app called devRant. What have you been ranting about me on it?"

Beware of PMs.

Happiness is...

I want to work on personal projects but this keeps distracting me :/

To my employees:

I know you on here 👀
Carry on ✌🏻️

When working with really annoying devs that I know feel strongly about using either spaces or tabs, I sometimes "accidently" uses the opposite indent style when commiting.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Microsoft Word auto-saved a document, on inspection last thing typed was ":wq"

Well someone messed up.

When you're at a festival but code is life.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

My project management skills in action.

- Hey, have you heard of devRant?
- Look I have been a developer for more than 20 years; new IDEs, editors, languages or whatever that is, appear every week and they all just die. I'm sticking to my guns and nothing you can say can convince me to even look at this devCrap or whatever it is.
- Oooooookay...
#devCrap