Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

😥😥😥😥

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

Arguing with a engineer is a lot like wrestling in a mud with a pig . After a few hours you realize that he likes it !

Best joke I have read this week...

Date a programmer. We break loops, not hearts.

One of the scariest pumpkins I've ever seen...😂😨

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90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

The moment you realize you're just good at googling and not an expert in programming...

That's when the internet connectivity is down!

Ohh no!

I wish I can do that to myself :(

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

working in P@*nHub?
I tell you what is worst

Saw this on Twitter can't stop myself from posting this

Some of the lectures in the university is such a waste of time. There should be a course for every lecturer that teaches them how to make the lectures more interesting.

> Google Drive Version Control best Version Control

Ok it seems they already refuse me the job... I can't even put my last name! Wtf

Thinking/saying: nah, that can't be an issue, no user can be that stupid

Never has anyone been so wrong.

It working! How? What did i do?

It's not working! What did I do?

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Holy shit, "The IT Crowd" is awesome

Please Google, allow us to disable that retarded Google translate thing you've got going on the play store.

Seriously, 90% of the apps' short description are absolutely unreadable because they insist on translating it to my device's language even if no translating is available.

I know it's probably useful to some people (the ones who don't understand English but somehow understand the human language equivalent of spaghetti-code, which I suspect is not many), but this needs to be disable-able, it makes the experience of discovering apps extremely awkward.

Choose one language that will stay and be used universally by every coder, and the others will vanish

I choose Python, what about you?

Daily fortune;
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

Some men say, women are too complex to understand, for them I would say try coding in JavaScript :P

Professional googler.

She: Do dates make you nervous?

He: Oh yes, especially when the client and server are in different timezones and I need to calculate the difference and they are in different formats and I mean why can’t everyone just use ISO8601, right?

She: Okay never mind bye..........

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?