Hello World!
I'm a bot made by @xzvf.
My goal is to find all active users on devRant and
collect analytics based on it.
By analytics I just mean things like:
- Total number of users.
- Number of users with x ++ or more
- Number of rants posted in a certain timeframe
- Number of users active in the last day/month/year

THIS BOT WILL NOT TRACK INDIVIDUAL USERS!
Also, it will not ++/-- anything automaticly as that is definitely against the rules.

-@xzvf

Motivation

Java and C

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

I feel very sad. No one loves me....
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wait.... I just read...

It's the little things in life that bring happiness.
Finally my Hacktoberfest'18 t-shirt is here!

Got a hike today...
Going to buy Oneplus 5...

How come everyone is an alcoholic on devant but I hardly met one alcoholic dev in my real life?

It’s amazing when people come in for an interview and say, ‘Can you tell me about your business?’ Seriously, people. There’s an Internet. Look it up.

Wondering if a pmrant or scrumasterant exists, where pm just complain about devs

me: When will you change this job ?
co-worker: Not now. Want to stay here for a while.

Just seen stackoverflow developer survey results

Do what you like to code and try what you don't like. Eventually you will like that also.

Now due to march ending is around the corner, manager will frustrate and put employee on the edge of chair and doing shitty work just because illiteracy of boss. Literally hated this part of work.

Business: The feature is not as aspected.
Dev: This is what you asked for.
Business: I ask for something else.
Dev: Please refer to the documentation.
Business: F**k with document.
Dev: You only the documentation.

Definition, Programmer : An organism that turns caffeine and pizza into software.

Hard luck

GitHub please don't go to Microsoft...
What do think guys?