Hello {Project}, my old friend. I've come to debug you again
Because the scope is softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was developing
And the misery that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence...

In restless dreams I debugged alone
Narrow file of cobbled code
‘Neath the halo of a desk lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of git checkin
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand bugs and maybe more
People coding without asking
People coding without listening
People writing code that they never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
{Project} like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the kludgy app they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

Fuck open office spaces.

A few months ago I landed a super sweet job as a senior full stack developer, mainly going to work with their Python microarchitecture. The company pays well, has a sweet balance between freedom and responsibility, 30 days vacation etc.

During the recruiting process they walked me around the office that was super cozy with 14 devs in on large room and 10 people from marketing in another. They also mentioned that they would move and merge office with operations and customer service (around 100 more people) in a few months.

Life was good in the old office, I thought that this is the company where I will work for a looooong time.

Now we are in the new office and its fucking shit. No walls or FUCKING CEILINGS between departments. Right above my head there is balcony with customer service talking loud as fuck 24/7. Everyone that is not a developer is just so fucking loud.

I have to use earplugs AND earmuffs to get silence, or blast my ears with way to loud music. Every day around lunch I'm completely done mentally.

I know I'm extra sensitive to noise because of my ADHD, but seriously who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

All the devs have told our boss what needs to be done. If they listen i don't know. In the meantime I will start looking for a new job....

I feel so sorry for all the people in the world who use their phone more than their PC/laptop.

All the pitiful souls who think they're gamers because they installed lootchest simulator on their little digital skinner box. All the sad beings who just view the internet as a collection of ad-infested apps.

Actually, I don't feel sorry, because these people make the world a worse place.

Suddenly we needed websites which could render on tiny screens and need bloated cross-platform app development frameworks. Many game studios became parasites exploiting addictive behavior in humans, instead of creating works of art.

Humans spent 10,000 years to perfect their caves with expensive kitchens, and all people want is for their WiFi to reach the grill at the end of the garden. Humans created central heating, comfortable couches, wall-mounted TVs and luxurious desks -- and all people can think of is whether their phone plan covers holiday roaming at their shitty resorts.

The rare times I do actually go into this apocalyptic wasteland people call "The Outside", all I see is subway cars full of hunched addicted drudges, bus stops with clusters of enslaved automatons.

Fuck all of them.

Fuck all of you imbeciles, who ventured out of the cave and now DARE to call me anti-social, just for preferring the warmth of my comfortable protective den.

It's fucking cozy here, within the walls of my shelter, I got booze and a fridge full of food and a bunch of LSD, I can masturbate under the shower, have sex on the couch, have all kinds of GIANT displays for entertainment, with full-sized qwerty-keyboards, high-DPI mouses, even some console controllers and big TVs if I feel lazy.

You can stick your responsive websites and social-network-integrated Android apps up your rectum, just sit your fucking fat ass down in front of a workstation and desperately refresh the stream of fake attention-seeking messages there, if you absolutely must.

Seriously, why does this guy from our marketing department call me on my private phone number. Why did HR PROVIDE him with my private phone number?

And WHY THE FUCK is he asking me, a DB admin: "Our website doesn't load properly on Safari on my iPhone 7, could you take a look at it"?

No, of course I won't fucking come to the office to take a look at your miserable shitty device with its cracked glass screen.

Fuck you and your outdoorsy habits.

Stay the fuck in your cave, you degenerate attention whore, otherwise please go choke on your airpods.

Worst of 2020:

Seeing company get stuck in an organizational swamp. Devs tend to be reasonably good at working from home...

Management isn't. Meeting quality has gone down the drain, half of management thinks "if the boss can't see me why work at all?", the other half has constant calls with tiny working groups where nothing is final and everyone is left confused.

I'm convinced: Everything management is afraid of about allowing devs to work from home is based on projection of their own weaknesses.

They're not passionate enough to work without oversight. They might not be introverts, but extroverts are perfectly able to communicate poorly, especially when a few digital hurdles get in the way.

The average developer might actually be more attuned to the intricacies of emotionless text chats, and preventing disruptive elements in video calls.

Also, unless someone physically helps a manager to remove their head from their own ass once in a while, their "gut feelings" about the market and products are actually just amplified bias caused by their endless self-absorbed yelling into the echo chamber that is their stretched out rectum.

Holy motherfucking hell, have I seen some weird projects float by in 2020, pooped out by isolated product managers whose brain clearly has melted when they had to survive without office fruitbaskets and organizational post-it walls.

Yeah let's promote our international character, by giving away travels and hotel bookings, using pictures of happy hugging people in foreign countries... Great promo during a pandemic.

Or let's get "woke" and promote the "colored users" on our platforms, by training ML to categorize people by skin pigment (Apart from how illegal and ethically insane that is on multiple levels, about 85% of our users pick shit like anime characters and memes for their avatar).

Or how about we make a Microsoft Store app, even though the vast majority of our end users are students using cheap Android phones, older iPhones, Macbooks and Chromebooks.

😡

Anyway, now that I have dressed up my Christmas tree with some manager intestines...

Best of 2020:

I got to play through my Steam backlog, work on hobby projects, and watch a lot of YouTube.

All this pandemic insanity has convinced me all the more that I want to work way more in Rust, and publish way more on open source projects.

I became maintainer/collaborator on a bunch of semi-prominent libraries & frameworks, and while no community is perfect, I enjoy my laid-back coffee-fueled debugging on those packages much more than listening to another crack addicted cocksucker in a suit explain their half-assed A/B test idea to me at 9AM.

So, 2021 will be me half-assing through the spaghetti at my official fuckfest of a job so I can keep filling my bank account — and investing way more time and effort into stuff I find truly engaging, into projects with a heart and a soul.

My first dev job was a paid internship at Oak Ridge National Laboratory. But I wasn't in the computing division with the supercomputer and the 30-foot 18-screen wall display. In a way, I was doing something more exciting. I was in the Hollifield Radioactive Ion Beam Facility.

That meant that I was working next to a radioactive ray gun that they fired at different targets to try and make new kinds of particles. To refine the beam components, there was a tower with the world's highest voltage Van de Graf generator at 25,000 kilovolts. I got training on how to put on a radiation suit, and was told that if I got locked in the wrong room and red lights began to flash, I had about five seconds to run to the far wall and push the E-stop, before I got irradiated and died slowly over the next five weeks.

But, I was reassured, that never happened. Radiation leaks are rare too (that's why we wore dosimeters). More likely, there would be a leak in the generator tower. To explain why that's bad, that tower wasn't filled with normal air. 25,000 kilovolts would punch through that like nothing, arc against the walls, and we'd lose the electric charge. No, instead, the tower was filled to a few atmospheres of pressure with sulfur hexafluoride gas. You know how helium makes your voice go up? This stuff makes your voice go down. It's heavier than air, and it kills you by displacing and starving your lungs of oxygen.

So, while I was happily coding away on PHP, CSS and the Bash shell, making a log book for all the ion gun settings and targets the scientists used in their experiments, I was keeping an ear out for the oxygen alarm. I had a blast!

Hello {Project}, my old friend. I've come to debug you again
Because the scope is softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was developing
And the misery that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence...

In restless dreams I debugged alone
Narrow file of cobbled code
‘Neath the halo of a desk lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of git checkin
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand bugs and maybe more
People coding without asking
People coding without listening
People writing code that they never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
{Project} like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the kludgy app they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

<-- Found in my documents, no clue where it's from

My apprentice quit!

Posted the other day about him quitting ...

He did ( he could of read the old post )

Just took him two days to do it

Worst fucking thing he fell asleep this morning on his way to work , so he's late anyway 9 start time actually arrives 9:40 .... ! Normally today it was 10:50 till he arrived... On a day he quits

Now he expects me to pay him extra money .... Holiday days etc ...

I want an apprentice who wants to be good at software 😐

Thing is he said it's not what he wants , I think development is something you learn to love.. because of the challenges. You always when starting out facing huge brick walls you have to get through.

Some people just don't have the capacity to get through them. I think. Developer has to love the difficulty .. you fail multiple times before the finished product ... All the errors. Little fixes no one sees.

It takes dedication.... Hard work to be the best. He didn't get that.

I now have more respect for other devs ( I had a lot already ) knowing that we all went through all of that and now. We are people with true talents.

So I know most of you got some kind of hate for Facebook and Zuckerberg (aka Z U C C) now, but ffs, watching some of the highlights of this congress-thing that went on makes me more or less feel sympathy for him and his idea, even tho I know he wants to achieve exactly this.

Some of the questions asked can suck a big fucken data-dick. "How many Facebook Like-Buttons are there on Non-Facebook pages?", "How many data-categories do you gather?", "How do you sustain a business model and stay free?" - DUDE WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME?? And they ask that shit so serious and so "now-i'm-going-to-bust-you"-esk, but actually the question is just plain stupid and shows how the questioning side has no clue about the shit.

My point of view is that people decided to have an online life and have to take what it does. Having a smartphone with a Facebook service installed (owning an account or not) is enough to track your location, stored under your IMEI or some shit like that. They may not even go that far but that's just my opinion.
If you are online everything can see you and use you that way. Borders are a fictious thing. A dude in Czechia can easily shoot you when you're on the German side of the border between those two countries. And still we gave up on walls...:p

Welcome to a world which is ruled by dumbass people where nerds who just want to have some fun need to defend themselves because the people up there don't know a single shit.

Worst collaboration experience story?

I was not directly involved, it was a Delphi -> C# conversion of our customer returns application.

The dev manager was out to prove waterfall was the only development methodology that could make convert the monolith app to a lean, multi-tier, enterprise-worthy application.

Starting out with a team of 7 (3 devs, 2 dbas, team mgr, and the dev department mgr), they spent around 3 months designing, meetings, and more meetings. Armed with 50+ page specification Word document (not counting the countless Visio workflow diagrams and Microsoft Project timeline/ghantt charts), the team was ready to start coding.
The database design, workflow, and UI design (using Visio), was well done/thought out, but problems started on day one.
- Team mgr and Dev mgr split up the 3 devs, 1 dev wrote the database access library tier, 1 wrote the service tier, the other dev wrote the UI (I'll add this was the dev's first experience with WPF).
- Per the specification, all the layers wouldn't be integrated until all of them met the standards (unit tested, free from errors from VS's code analyzer, etc)
- By the time the devs where ready to code, the DBAs were already tasked with other projects, so the Returns app was prioritized to "when we get around to it"

Fast forward 6 months later, all the devs were 'done' coding, having very little/no communication with one another, then the integration. The service and database layers assumed different design patterns and different database relationships and the UI layer required functionality neither layers anticipated (ex. multi-users and the service maintaining some sort of state between them).

Those issues took about a month to work out, then the app began beta testing with real end users. App didn't make it 10 minutes before users gave up. Numerous UI logic errors, runtime errors, and overall app stability. Because the UI was so bad, the dev mgr brought in one of the web developers (she was pretty good at UI design). You might guess how useful someone is being dropped in on complex project , months after-the-fact and being told "Fix it!".

Couple of months of UI re-design and many other changes, the app was ready for beta testing.

In the mean time, the company hired a new customer service manager. When he saw the application, he rejected the app because he re-designed the entire returns process to be more efficient. The application UI was written to the exact step-by-step old returns process with little/no deviation.

With a tremendous amount of push-back (TL;DR), the dev mgr promised to change the app, but only after it was deployed into production (using "we can fix it later" excuse).

Still plagued with numerous bugs, the app was finally deployed. In attempts to save face, there was a company-wide party to celebrate the 'death' of the "old Delphi returns app" and the birth of the new. Cake, drinks, certificates of achievements for the devs, etc.

By the end of the project, the devs hated each other. Finger pointing, petty squabbles, out-right "FU!"s across the cube walls, etc. All the team members were re-assigned to other teams to separate them, leaving a single new hire to fix all the issues.

TIL: There is a 60GHz WiFi
Also known as:
- Why cannot I connect to the internet?!
- *knock, knock*
- Who's there?
- The WiFi

!dev

There’s nothing more frustrating than feeling depressed and apathetic toward everything for days, like the walls are closing in, you’re never going to achieve your goals, and there’s no point to living... only to realize it’s just that it’s “that time of the month”.

I miss the days when my PMS was literally just “Random commercials make me cry”.

To clarify, I would probably catch on that these emotions are just a hormonal reaction if “that time of the month” happened every month. Nexplanon is a weird birth control.

I’m sure this thread was overshare, but I just wanted to express my frustration.

Here’s Bob being stealth

TLDR: Read the post.

Bare with me here, I am new to all of this jazz. But I wanted to tell a story.

I have been a programmer for a while now, working on various projects with various companies, doing various things. I know that sounds vague, but it's the truth.

I never work on the same thing, ever, I never work with any fancy IDE, because I don't need one. I personally believe no developer works with the massive huge code base all at once, but instead works on it in pieces. That's a story for another day.

I have seen the shittiest of the shittiest and some how survived, I have been beaten down by code bases that were out sourced yet some how managed to stand up and gain my baring and fight back. I have dealt with clients, bosses and idiots from A-Z. Watching them all scramble around for their pennies like greedy rich white men seeking more pennies to swim in.

Some how I survived all this. I started working from home almost 3 years ago, the freedom is exhilarating. The ability to fuck off for most of the day and work at night, or work all morning and fuck off. There's nothing better.

As you work from home you think, this will be amazing. Until the crippling loneliness takes over and even the 6th bottle of beer doesn't quench the thirst of human contact. The pain of being trapped in the four white walls of your office makes that bottle of tequila, to numb out the emptiness inside look more satisfying.

At some point, you crawl out of your space to find people to interact with, refusing to be beaten down by both shit code and loneliness only to find all your friends, family and significant others are working, in offices, where they cant just fuck off for a day with you. The silence of the house, the office, the what ever becomes deafening.

its crawling all over you like bugs that pick away at your mind, breaking you, hating you. So you decide that a coffee shop is the best place, only to sit there and people watch or check Facebook or what ever else people do at coffee shops that isn't actually work.

The point in all of this, is that working from home is both a positive and a negative. It has destroyed me, created a workaholic and, probably, an alcoholic. There isnt a day I dont wish that I could sleep away the deafening silence of the world around me as every one busies off to the office.

One might think: get an office job, but I have become accustomed to my misery, pain and suffering of working from home, isolated and medicated by vaping and alcohol. the freedom, from what I have found, is worth more then the sacrifice of it - to work around people I slowly begin to hate, people that make me want to overdose on anything rather then see their smug faces and be beaten down by their idiotic words, code bases and money grubbing hands...

I guess I'll get back to work now, in my house, with my cats, my vape and my beer. Here's to freedom and the sacrifices that go along with it.

Project in college, many moons ago.

Team is building a robot for a project. Nothing too crazy, it does some simple tasks like walk along a path and shit.

3 weeks for the project. 3 team members.

The largest graded part of the project is the ability to follow a path based on vision.

The 3rd member INSISTS on doing that part, he says “I want to prove to the professor that I am the smartest in the class so he helps me get a work term.”

Of course, my other partner and I see this as the complete selfishness of a child who will never be employed anywhere worth talking about anyways. He is a big asshole about it and we end up giving in.

## Week 1

We get our parts done (working together the way a team would) without his help.

He struggles, hits walls, complains. You know, dumbass grown child stuff...

## Week 2

We offer to help since we are done. He refuses. The teacher sees all of this and doesn’t like it at all.

After class the 2 of us go to the teacher and let him in on the details. The guy insisted, he is struggling and will not take help etc.

Teacher goes and talks to him and tells him it is a team project for a reason and that we should be helping. He says yes.

Then he misses the rest of the classes that week and send an email saying...

“Since everyone decided to keep interrupting me and breaking my train of thought, I could not get anything done in class. Therefore I will be staying home to finish the project from there.”

And to top it off, he didn’t even take home the robot’s connectors he needed to do the damn thing. Haha.

## Week 3

We know he wasn’t going to get it done, so we approached the teacher. We make it clear that we have done all we can and that we are not ok with losing marks because of this.

Since we are both good students that he likes, he decides to give us an option.

You can take a 50% on his part even if he doesn’t get it done (for trying to help) or we can do it ourselves and he won’t get the marks if he doesn’t finish.

## Night before

We say fuck it and do the thing.

In fact, since we were learning Java at the time we decided to do it in Java. Our other prof sees us playing with robots and gets excited, he stays with us and suggest improvements.

In the end we rewrite all 3 robot functionalities in Java and hand in the project the next day.

## The day of

Partner 3 comes into class and says this...

“That walking path part is impossible, I didn’t get it done, but I bet nobody else did either. So at least we will get a 60% on the other 2 parts!” (With a big shit eating grin)

Prof calls our group up. We walk up and the prof looks at the 3rd guy and says.

“Since you have decided to do your part alone, we will have you present your part alone at the end of the groups”

He tries to say something but the prof cuts him off and tells him to sit down.

We show all of our code and the robot does everything perfectly.

Groups go by, now it’s that guys turn.

He says that the walking part was impossible but seems to realize right away that he just saw EVERY other group get it working.

The teacher ask him to stay after class.

## Result

We got a 98 (prof said he was hoping we would have done in VB like asked but he liked the result a lot).

Other guy gets a 5% for his non-working spaghetti code on 0s on the other 2 sections. He blames us, of course.

Bonus Content:

That same asshat above once said this to me...

“I don’t indent my code so that if I work for a company and no one else can understand the code then I am unfireable!”

Yes, he wrote all code like this...

const Example = () => {
Stuff
More stuff
For() {
Stuff
If() {
Stuff
}
}
}

Fuck that guy🖕🏽

disadvantage of using noise canceling headphones.

boss comes in from other room. more amused than annoyed
👺:Is there a reason you are letting out a loud burp and a fart every couple minutes that i can hear through the walls?
🙊:Oh!? now I understand why my deaf friends are so oblivious to why the rest of us start laughing for 'no reason' when we go out to dinner with them.

Saw this sent into a Discord chat today:

"Warning, look out for a Discord user by the name of "shaian" with the tag #2974. He is going around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his friend requests will have their accounts DDoSed and their groups exposed with the members inside it becoming a victim as well. Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him. Discord is currently working on it. SEND THIS TO ALL THE SERVERS YOU ARE IN. This is IMPORTANT: Do not accept a friend request from shaian#2974. He is a hacker.

Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, they'll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computer's IP and address, so copy & paste this message where ever you can. He is going around sending friend requests to random discord users, and those who accept his requests will have their accounts and their IP Addresses revealed to him. Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him. Saw this somewhere"

I was so angry I typed up an entire feature-length rant about it (just wanted to share my anger):

"1. Unless they have access to Discord data centres or third-party data centres storing Discord user information I doubt they can obtain the IP just by sending friend requests.

2. Judging by the wording, for example, 'copy & paste this message where ever you can' and 'Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.' this is most likely BS, prob just someone pissed off at that user and is trying to ruin their reputation etc.. Sentences equivalent to 'spread the word' are literally everywhere in this wall of text.

3. So what if you block the user? You don't even have their user ID, they can change their username and discrim if they want. Also, are you assuming they won't create any alts?

4. Accounts DDoSed? Does the creator of this wall of text even understand what that means? Wouldn't it be more likely that 'shaian' will be DDoSing your computer rather than your Discord account? How would the account even be DDoSed? Does that mean DDoSing Discord's servers themselves?

5. If 'shaian' really had access to Discord's information, they wouldn't need to send friend requests in order to 'DDoS accounts'. Why whould they need to friend you? It doesn't make sense. If they already had access to Discord user IP addresses, they won't even have to interact with the users themselves. Although you could argue that they are trolling and want to get to know the victim first or smth, that would just be inefficient and pointless. If they were DDoSing lots of users it would be a waste of time and resources.

6. The phrase 'Saw this somewhere' at the end just makes it worse. There is absolutely no proof/evidence of any kind provided, let along witnesses.

How do you expect me to believe this copypasta BS scam? This is like that 'Discord will be shutting down' scam a while back.

Why do people even believe this? Do you just blindly follow what others are doing and without thinking, copy and paste random walls of text?

Spreading this false information is pointless and harmful. It only provides benefits to whoever started this whole thing, trying to bring down whoever 'shaian' is.

I don't think people who copy & paste this sort of stuff are ready to use the internet yet.

Would you really believe everything people on the internet tell you?

You would probably say 'no'.

Then why copy & paste this? Do you have a reason?

Or is it 'just because of 'spread the word''?

I'm just sick of seeing people reposting this sort of stuff

People who send this are probably like the people who click 'Yes' to allow an app to make changes in the User Account Control window without reading the information about the publisher's certificate, or the people who click 'Agree' without actually reading the terms and conditions."

!tech

recently i have been realising that i am utterly lonely. their isn't a group of people in life (apart from my parents) who aren't either paid to be with me (i.e office colleagues) or i am paying to be with them (i.e gym) and its very sad.

i don't have any siblings. the relatives are on sour terms, so no one visit. my parents are mostly loveless and the whole family is just focusing on sustaining than living or enjoying. i recently had some arguments with my friends and now they too are not on talking terms. .

I am a 25 year old, short , somewhat chubby guy in the most boring and safe field with no interesting interests except an average guy stuff ( cars, stocks, tech, career, sports... things that guys usually discuss).

I have been told on face that my vibe isn't interesting and i can honestly accept that . i myself wouldn't want to be with someone like me. if you are girl, then i will probably be talking to you for 30 seconds of joke-cum-fun-cum-serious-cum-caring stuff( i usually have 1-2 lines of witty stuff prepared) before going all silent and boring you the fuck out.

the next convo will be followed by an even dumber sentence but i will try to end it with a geeky joke or reference and a small laugh prompting you to also smile or fake laugh. and if you did that, then i will be desperate to keep you laughing, but my sentences will keep on getting more dumber and boring until you leave and categorise me as the most boring idiot/ "nice guy" you met. ( and meanwhile i am at the mental stage where i love you as the most precious thing of my world and imagining kids and life with you)

I can't care for anyone. I have seen too much parent fights, empty walls, money issues to understand how to care for anyone . my life is focused and sad.

shall i go on giving chocolates to everyyone in office to be popular? shall i ask a random gorl on the stret for her phone number? shall i start strolling in the park and try to talk to people? honestly, if i were a girl and someone does this to me, i would be shit scared and creeped out than falling for that guy.

then how the fuck i land myself into someone who wants to be with me? do i even want someone to be with me? or is loneliness the only thing i want?

i feel pretty okay for the most part of the day in this loneliness, except at some weird times like when am eating a platefu9 of chinese alone in some shop, or at night when i lock the door of a 9x9 large room and realise that i am the only one here.

i was once excited to grow up and do grown-up stuff like drive a car, take a solo tour, goto vaccination in every few days, be adventurous . but that has changed . i did all these things when i had people in my life. i somewhat felt motivated to do those, seeing that there were people who wanted to be with me during/after these things and care about me. now it just feels pointless.

My first software.. Okay. So first time I ever attempted was with my father, i was around 8 or so, i remember very little from it, but in nutshell, i somehow ended up at his job having day off school or something, no idea.

Apparently he was bored, so he decided yo show me... Basic. Yep, thats right. Frking basic. Anyway, he shown me some really basic stuff in basic, and pushed the envelope really hard, just trying to force into me more and more in these 8hrs. I started with filling screen with "o" characters. Most of times he was telling me what to write with elaborate explanation why. At the end of the day, we finished with simple maze game where player was "o" and maze walls was #. Without any goal, or anything.

Next day i was at point 0, understood nothing from it except how to handle keystrokes (and belive me, that for me was huge mindblow, and even bigger mindblow that it actually made prefect sense).

I dont remember much, but later i started with father-assisted c++ and some pascal. I immidietly loved c++ but dropped learning it for (NullPointer) reason.

Thats not really project imho, so now time for my actual first project.

It was about time when ARK survival evolved was a fresh thing, i was playing it a lot. Server admin became buddy. We all complained about max level cap, but to change it in config you needed to input whole new xp curve.

At that time i had great familiarity with google and computers, some thought i was some kind of PC god (seriously I heard someone saying so about me lol) just becouse I could ressurect most cases of broken windows. And I had next to zero programming expirience. It was about to change. I made first c++ actual program, that was making xp curve for you. It took me just bearly 2 days and was series of cin, cout, one file open, some maths in loop, and done. Maths was very bad. But i pushed it into steam forums, and one guy responded how.bad my math was, so we colabed on making 2 iteration. Took around week. Than half a year passed and we wanted go big. Go gui. I had no freaking idea how making gui looks like. Community liked my cli tool, we had quite a lot of downloads, why not go GUI. And thats when I discovered QT framework. And we had few features in mind... It took us half a year to make it. From 60 lines of code i jumped into 1k lines of code. We pushed it and immidietly started working on 4th version with much greater customizability etc.

Than i finished 18 and found a job. Job in php. I got it becouse I made this project.

Now project is abandon. This project also gave me a lesson that donations will not feed you.

Edit: and before you think about my father that he was nice person to show me code, trust me, i dont know bigger dick than him.

Proper rant tonight... I was getting an upgrade to my home entertainment today. It needed an engineer visit. What a useless clown he turned out to be.

2 hrs after arriving, he left and things weren't working remotely right at all. But it was Saturday and he was off the clock so I had to suck it up. No option to back out either - it was all activated and I had to accept it.

He spent most of the time arguing with me about my home network was set up and how it was wrong and how it was important for the overall system to work. Being a geek and having done research, I couldn't understand this - that wasn't how it was meant to be, I knew. I accept my home wiring is a bit odd, but I've had a working system for years because it's all necessary.

After all the faffing about and purchase of some new powerline units (which I accept I needed anyway but where unrelated to this set up), looking more into it myself, it is now up and running correctly.

I am thoroughly pissed at the ineptitude of the engineer. He clearly doesn't understand how the system works. He doesn't understand how powerline works and how it's a life saver for people with awkwardly shaped houses or thick walls where Wi-Fi is useless. If he had, we would have had far fewer issues and I wouldn't have had the stress of thinking I'd killed our home entertainment and internet and there was nothing I could do about it.

I don't blame the provider (besides them clearly not providing adequate training). But this was arrogant uselessness. At least I had the knowledge to understand how it was meant to work and get it sorted myself.

Maybe it could be a useful sideline job if I get fed up with developing.

I really like my position as the head of my department. But I am most definitely hitting walls(and in some way breaking them) concerning the way the CTO(my direct boss) deals with a lot of the things that his management team wants to do.

For example, the previous manager could only do so much in terms of directing a software team since she did not have a formal background in computer science or engineering, thus the developers that she had would tell her the different deals with many things and she would have to take their word for it. Nothing necessarily bad with this, but it just meant that a lot of things could have gone smoother had she the knowledge to fix said items. Whenever she would try to use resources(dev time or such) the CTO will resort to the all powerful manthra of "if it ain't broke don't fix it!".

but it was about more than fixing things that were breaking, our internal services and admin boards were built using all of the WRONG proper development practices, it feels as if they took the book of best practices.....and said fuck it and did whatever the fuck they wanted. It is the worst PHP/Java/JS code I have ever seen in my entire life and the reason why even though I do not concur with it I will always understand the dislike from other developers. Our services look like something that came out from the 90s, no style, no engineering concepts in place, no versioning no testing NADA zip(these are all web based services)

One in particular, it was an admin board used internally to let students evaluate their professors, the entire app is shit, and it was broken, for some UNGODLY reason, the original dev decided to use some weird external libraries he got from some blog somewhere and as such something that would take about 5 or 6 files is now a mess with over 200 php/js files all over the fucking place. The CTO insisted on fixing them, they were all broken, and I continuously told him that redesigning the application would be faster.

Mofo fought me on it, and in the end I did what I wanted and rebuilt the app.

It took me one afternoon. One fucking afternoon, over possibly 2 weeks of fixing it.

See, I am not one to just do whatever he pleases, but I am firm in my belief that if I know a better way I will do it and save precious time. The dude had to agree with me on this and promised to consider this shit on other items that will undoubtedly come up. He was lying out of his ass but oh well..........

W

How do you go forward with a project you're stuck on and you can't find the motivation to keep going?

I'm working on a relatively small and simple project for a friend. It's not that complicated overall, I've completed most of it already, and there are no stringent deadlines, so I can take my time.

But the last part has turned out to be a bit more complex to implement properly than I expected, and due to the fact that I can't seem to find a solution that satisfies me I'm completely put off from continuing.

Which is completely stupid of course, I want to finish this (and get paid), but my motivation to even open the project files is nowhere to be found.

The whole coronavirus lockdown situation isn't helping either for that matter, I feel like I'm going crazy stayin locked inside these four walls all day every day.

Sigh

Firenze Flora LLC: Your Trusted Destination in Dubai’s Flower Market

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Building Fortresses, not Firewalls: Ethical Hacking Meets Software Development

In the digital age, security is no longer an afterthought; it's the bedrock upon which our online world rests. Yet, traditional security measures often resemble fortresses – imposing, but vulnerable to unseen cracks and tunnels. To truly safeguard our systems, we need to think like the enemy, like the nimble figures scaling those walls: ethical hackers.

Enter the exciting realm of DevSecOps, where ethical hacking practices are woven into the very fabric of the software development lifecycle (SDLC). This proactive approach is akin to building castles with security in mind, each brick meticulously laid to withstand even the most cunning siege.

Why Ethical Hacking in SDLC?

Imagine developing a critical piece of software, only to discover a gaping security hole after launch. The damage could be catastrophic, exposing sensitive data and eroding trust. Ethical hacking flips this script. By integrating penetration testing, vulnerability assessments, and threat modeling throughout the SDLC, we proactively hunt for weaknesses before they can be exploited.

Think of it as a friendly sparring match, where the ethical hacker throws their best punches to expose vulnerabilities, allowing the development team to fortify the software's defenses. This constant testing and refining leads to robust, secure systems that can withstand real-world attacks.

Benefits of DevSecOps:
1. Reduced Costs and Risks: Early detection and patching of vulnerabilities are far cheaper than dealing with a full-blown data breach.
2. Improved Software Quality: Security becomes an inherent part of the development process, leading to more reliable and trustworthy software.
3. Enhanced Brand Reputation: Demonstrating a proactive approach to security builds trust with customers and stakeholders.

Putting it into Practice:
Integrating ethical hacking into the SDLC requires a cultural shift. Developers, security professionals, and testers need to work together seamlessly, sharing knowledge and fostering a collaborative environment. Here are some key practices:
1. Threat Modeling: Identify potential threats and attack vectors early in the development process.
2. Static and Dynamic Code Analysis: Use automated tools to detect vulnerabilities in code.
3. Penetration Testing: Simulate real-world attacks to uncover hidden weaknesses.
4. Security Awareness Training: Educate developers and other stakeholders about security best practices.

Tools of the Trade:
A plethora of tools empowers ethical hackers and security professionals in their quest for a more secure digital world. Some popular options include:

1. Kali Linux: A distribution packed with security tools for penetration testing.
2. Burp Suite: A web application security testing platform.
3. Metasploit: A framework for developing and executing exploit code.
4. Wireshark: A network traffic analyzer for identifying suspicious activity.

The Future of Security:
As technology evolves, so too must our security practices. DevSecOps, with its embrace of ethical hacking, is at the forefront of this evolution. By building security into the very fabric of software development, we can create a safer, more resilient digital world for everyone.

Remember, in the ongoing battle against cyber threats, ethical hackers are not the enemy; they are our allies, the architects of digital fortresses that stand strong against the shadows. So, let's embrace DevSecOps, sharpen our ethical hacking skills, and build a future where security is not just an afterthought, but a fundamental principle.

I encourage you to explore the world of DevSecOps and ethical hacking. Whether you're a seasoned developer or just starting your journey, there's always more to learn and contribute. Together, we can build a more secure digital future, one line of code and one vulnerability patch at a time.

Do you have any questions about DevSecOps or ethical hacking? Share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below!

CMR Construction Group: Your Trusted General and Remodeling Contractor in Miami for Full Remodeling Projects

When it comes to transforming your home or commercial space in South Florida and Miami, CMR Construction Group is the premier choice. As a leading general contractor and remodeling contractor in Miami, we specialize in providing high-quality construction services, including full remodeling projects. Whether you’re looking to renovate a single room or overhaul your entire property, our team is here to bring your vision to life.

Why Choose CMR Construction Group as Your General and Remodeling Contractor?
At CMR Construction Group, we are more than just a construction company—we are your trusted partner in creating the home or business space you’ve always dreamed of. As a reputable general contractor, we manage every aspect of your construction or renovation project from start to finish. Whether you need a remodeling contractor in Miami or an expert general contractor to oversee a full remodeling project, we’ve got the experience and expertise to ensure the job is done right.

Serving the Miami and South Florida areas, we take pride in our reputation for delivering top-tier craftsmanship, attention to detail, and outstanding customer service. Our team works closely with you to understand your specific needs, budget, and vision, ensuring that every project is completed to your satisfaction.

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A full remodeling project is the perfect way to breathe new life into your property. Whether you're looking to update a single room or completely transform your entire home or office, we have the skills and resources to make it happen. At CMR Construction Group, we specialize in full remodeling projects that incorporate your personal style while enhancing the functionality of your space.

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No matter what your full remodeling goals are, we’ll work with you to ensure your space is not only aesthetically pleasing but also functional and tailored to your lifestyle.

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As a general contractor, we handle every aspect of your remodeling or construction project. From obtaining permits and managing subcontractors to ensuring quality control and maintaining timelines, CMR Construction Group offers comprehensive project management for every job.

Our general contractor services include:

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Having a skilled general contractor like CMR Construction Group at the helm of your project ensures that the entire process is seamless and stress-free.

Remodeling Contractor in Miami: Your Go-To Experts for Home Renovations
As a leading remodeling contractor in Miami, CMR Construction Group is well-versed in the unique needs of homeowners in the area. Whether you’re remodeling a historic property or updating a modern space, we bring our local expertise and industry knowledge to every project.

Let CMR Construction Group be your trusted partner for all your remodeling and construction needs in Miami and South Florida.

Foundation Contractors in San Antonio: The Best Choice for Your Foundation Repair Needs

When your home or business starts showing signs of foundation issues, it’s crucial to seek out a reliable and experienced foundation contractor. Whether you're dealing with cracks in your walls, uneven floors, or doors and windows that no longer close properly, these issues can indicate serious foundation problems. At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we are proud to be one of the leading foundation contractors in San Antonio, offering expert solutions to keep your property stable, secure, and protected.

Why Choose Us as Your Foundation Contractors in San Antonio?
Choosing the right contractor for foundation repairs is no small decision. At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we have built a reputation for delivering the best foundation repair in San Antonio, thanks to our years of experience, expert team, and commitment to customer satisfaction.

We specialize in diagnosing and fixing all types of foundation issues, and we use only the latest tools and techniques to ensure durable, long-lasting repairs. Whether it's a simple crack or a more complex problem, we have the knowledge and expertise to handle it.

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As the most trusted foundation contractors in San Antonio, we offer a wide range of foundation repair services to suit your needs. From residential to commercial properties, our team has the experience and skills to fix a variety of foundation problems. Our services include:

Slab Foundation Repair: We can address shifting, sinking, or settling slab foundations using advanced repair methods, restoring your foundation’s stability with minimal disruption.

Pier and Beam Foundation Repair: If your home has a pier and beam foundation, our team can replace or reinforce the supports to restore the level and structural integrity of your property.

Crack Repair: Cracks in your foundation are a serious concern that can lead to moisture intrusion and further damage. We provide expert crack repair services to prevent these issues from escalating.

Leveling and Stabilization: Whether your foundation is sinking or lifting, we can accurately level and stabilize it using the latest technology and techniques, ensuring a solid foundation for years to come.

Drainage Solutions: Proper drainage is essential to prevent soil movement beneath your foundation. We offer grading services and French drains to help protect your property from water damage and foundation issues.

Why We Are the Best Foundation Repair in San Antonio
At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we believe that quality, customer satisfaction, and expertise are the keys to being the best. We pride ourselves on providing thorough, honest, and reliable foundation repair services. Here’s why we are considered the best foundation repair in San Antonio:

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Clean Facility Services: Your Trusted Findlay Cleaning Contractors for Comprehensive Facility Care

At Clean Facility Services, we are dedicated to providing high-quality, reliable cleaning solutions to businesses throughout Findlay, OH, and the surrounding Northwest Ohio region. Whether you need expert industrial cleaning, detailed post-construction cleaning, regular restroom sanitation, or a comprehensive deep cleaning, our team is here to deliver outstanding results. As trusted Findlay cleaning contractors, we pride ourselves on offering customized cleaning and maintenance services designed to meet the specific needs of your facility.

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As a business owner, you need cleaning contractors you can trust—those who understand the importance of maintaining a clean, safe, and welcoming environment. At Clean Facility Services, we specialize in offering professional cleaning services for businesses in Findlay, OH, ensuring that your commercial or industrial space is always in excellent condition. Our team of highly trained professionals works around your schedule to deliver consistent, quality results.

We understand that every business has unique cleaning needs. Whether you’re looking for industrial cleaning, restroom sanitation, or post-construction cleaning services, we offer flexible solutions that can be tailored to your specific requirements. Clean Facility Services provides the expertise, reliability, and personalized service you need to keep your facility looking its best.

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Industrial spaces require specialized cleaning methods to ensure safety, hygiene, and the smooth functioning of operations. Whether you're managing a factory, warehouse, or production facility, our industrial cleaning services in Findlay, OH are designed to meet the demands of your business.

Our industrial cleaning Findlay, OH services cover a wide range of tasks, including:

Heavy-duty cleaning of floors, walls, and equipment
Dust and debris removal from machinery and production lines
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Waste management and recycling services
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Specialized sanitation services to meet industry-specific standards
Our team is equipped with the latest tools and equipment to handle tough cleaning tasks, ensuring that your industrial facility is clean, safe, and compliant with health and safety regulations. Trust Clean Facility Services to provide thorough and reliable industrial cleaning in Findlay, OH.

Deep Cleaning Services in Findlay for a Spotless Facility
When routine cleaning just isn’t enough, you need a more thorough, comprehensive solution. Our deep cleaning services in Findlay are designed to tackle even the toughest dirt, dust, and grime. Whether you need deep cleaning for your office, manufacturing plant, or retail space, Clean Facility Services is here to deliver exceptional results.

Our deep cleaning services include:

Cleaning of hard-to-reach areas, such as vents, baseboards, and light fixtures
Scrubbing and sanitizing of floors, walls, and other surfaces
Disinfection of high-touch areas to reduce the spread of germs
Carpet and upholstery cleaning
Sanitizing of bathrooms and kitchens
We recommend deep cleaning as part of your regular facility maintenance to keep your environment fresh, clean, and healthy. Whether it's a seasonal clean or a one-time service, our deep cleaning Findlay solutions will leave your facility sparkling and sanitized.

Post-Construction Cleaning in Findlay: Bringing Your New Space to Life
After a construction or renovation project, your space is often filled with dust, debris, and leftover materials that can create a mess. Our post-construction cleaning services in Findlay are specifically designed to clean up after construction and make your newly renovated or built facility ready for use.

Our post-construction cleaning services include:

Removal of construction dust and debris from all surfaces
Cleaning and polishing of windows, doors, and fixtures
Detailed cleaning of floors, carpets, and tile
Sanitizing and disinfecting of bathrooms and kitchens
Disposal of leftover construction materials and waste
No matter the size of your construction project, Clean Facility Services is ready to help. Our post-construction cleaning team will ensure that your space is pristine and ready for occupancy, making the transition from construction to business operations seamless.

Transform Your Home with Mark Brightman Handyman Services: Lighting Installation, Pet Doors, and More

When you're in need of a reliable handyman near me, Mark Brightman Handyman Services is here to help. Serving the Beaverton, OR area, we specialize in a wide range of home improvement services, from lighting installation near me to pet door installation near me, and much more. Our team of skilled professionals is dedicated to making your home safer, more comfortable, and more efficient with expert installations, repairs, and renovations.

Located at 1856 NE 101st Ave #102, Beaverton, OR 97006, Mark Brightman Handyman Services is your go-to source for all things home improvement in Beaverton and the greater Portland area. Let’s take a closer look at how our services can improve your home and life.

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Whether you need new lights for your kitchen, living room, outdoor space, or bathroom, lighting installation near me is a service we specialize in. Proper lighting not only enhances the aesthetics of your home but also adds safety and functionality to your living spaces. At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we offer expert lighting installation near me that suits your style and needs.

Our lighting installation near me services include:

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Outdoor Lighting: Increase security and create ambiance with outdoor lighting for pathways, porches, gardens, and more.
Ceiling Fans with Lighting: Looking for both cooling and lighting? We can install ceiling fans that also feature built-in lights, perfect for saving space while adding comfort and illumination.
Custom Lighting Solutions: We can design custom lighting setups for home theaters, accent lighting, or task lighting tailored to your needs.
No matter what type of lighting you need, Mark Brightman Handyman Services provides professional lighting installation near me that enhances the beauty and functionality of your home.

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For pet owners, installing a pet door installation near me is a simple yet effective way to give your furry friends the freedom to come and go as they please. Whether you have a dog, cat, or both, a pet door can provide them with easy access to the yard, patio, or garden, all while maintaining the security and privacy of your home.

At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we specialize in installing a variety of pet doors to suit different needs and budgets. Our pet door installation near me services include:

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Electronic Pet Doors: For added security, we can install electronic pet doors that open only when activated by a collar sensor, keeping unwanted animals from entering.
Security and Weatherproofing: Our pet doors are designed to be secure, weatherproof, and energy-efficient, helping you maintain comfort and safety in your home.
Custom Pet Doors: Need a unique installation? We can customize a pet door to fit specific areas or particular needs, including sliding doors or garage entries.
By choosing Mark Brightman Handyman Services for your pet door installation near me, you’re ensuring a high-quality installation that keeps both your pets and home secure.

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When you search for a reliable handyman near me, you want a professional who can handle everything from small repairs to major installations. Mark Brightman Handyman Services is your trusted partner for all your home improvement needs. We take pride in delivering expert services with a focus on quality, customer satisfaction, and convenience.

As a reliable handyman near me, we offer:

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Remodeling and Renovations: From kitchen and bathroom remodels to custom built-ins and room additions, our team has the expertise to transform any part of your home.
Maintenance Services: We offer routine maintenance to help prevent costly repairs down the road, including gutter cleaning, HVAC maintenance, and more.
Specialty Installations: In addition to lighting and pet doors, we can handle everything from TV wall mounting and furniture assembly to ceiling fan installations and door repairs.
At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we are a reliable handyman near me who brings professionalism, attention to detail, and a strong work ethic to every job, no matter how big or small.

Why Choose Mark Brightman Handyman Services?

Elevate Your Home with Reno Vibe – Premium Flooring and Tiling Solutions in Perth

At Reno Vibe, we are committed to transforming your home with high-quality flooring and tiling solutions. Whether you’re looking for subway tile near me, vinyl plank flooring near me, or the latest in hybrid flooring Perth, we have everything you need to create the perfect look for your home. Located at Unit 2/19 Faulkner Ave, Belmont WA 6104, our team is dedicated to providing the best products and expert advice to make your renovation project a success.

Subway Tile Near Me – A Timeless and Versatile Choice
Subway tiles have been a staple in home design for over a century, offering a timeless, versatile look that complements almost any style. Whether you're renovating your kitchen, bathroom, or even your hallway, subway tile near me is the ideal choice for those who want a classic, clean aesthetic.

At Reno Vibe, we offer a wide range of subway tiles in various colors, finishes, and sizes. From glossy white tiles that create a bright and airy feel to matte black tiles for a sleek, modern look, we have something to suit your taste. Our subway tiles are perfect for:

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Bathroom Walls: Add texture and depth to your shower walls or bathroom accent walls.

Feature Walls: Use subway tiles to create a bold statement in any room.

No matter where you use them, subway tiles are a great way to add sophistication and elegance to your home. Visit Reno Vibe to find the perfect subway tile near me for your space.

Vinyl Plank Flooring Near Me – Affordable and Stylish Flooring Solutions
If you’re looking for flooring that combines the beauty of wood with the practicality of modern materials, vinyl plank flooring near me is the perfect option. Vinyl plank offers the aesthetic appeal of hardwood floors but is more affordable, durable, and easier to maintain. It’s also a great choice for homes with high-traffic areas, moisture-prone spaces, or families with children or pets.

At Reno Vibe, we offer a wide variety of vinyl plank flooring that mimics the look of real wood, available in multiple colors and textures. Benefits of vinyl plank flooring include:

Durability: Resistant to scratches, dents, and stains, making it perfect for busy households.

Water Resistance: Ideal for bathrooms, kitchens, and basements.

Easy Installation: Our vinyl plank flooring is simple to install, saving you time and money.

With a variety of styles, from traditional oak to modern grey tones, we offer something to suit every room in your home. If you're searching for vinyl plank flooring near me, Reno Vibe is your go-to destination for stylish and functional flooring solutions.

Hybrid Flooring Perth – The Best of Both Worlds
If you're looking for a flooring option that combines the best features of both laminate and vinyl, hybrid flooring Perth is the ideal choice. Hybrid flooring is a new, innovative product that offers the durability of vinyl with the appearance of hardwood, providing the perfect solution for any home renovation.

Reno Vibe is proud to offer a wide range of hybrid flooring options that are suitable for all types of homes. Hybrid flooring Perth is designed to be:

Highly Durable: With a robust surface that resists scratches, stains, and water damage.

Easy to Maintain: No special cleaning or maintenance required – just sweep or mop for a fresh look.

Stylish: Available in a wide range of designs that mimic hardwood, stone, and other natural materials.

Whether you're renovating your living room, bedroom, or even your kitchen, hybrid flooring provides a modern, affordable alternative to traditional hardwood floors, all while offering superior performance.

Why Choose Reno Vibe for Your Flooring and Tiling Needs?
Wide Selection: From subway tiles to vinyl plank flooring and hybrid flooring Perth, we offer a broad range of high-quality products to suit all styles and budgets.

Expert Advice: Our team of experts at Reno Vibe is here to help you select the best flooring and tiling options for your home. We provide tailored solutions to ensure you achieve the look and functionality you desire.

Affordable Pricing: We understand that renovating your home can be a big investment. That’s why we offer competitive prices on all our products, so you can transform your space without breaking the bank.

Quality and Durability: We source only the highest-quality materials to ensure your flooring and tiles stand the test of time.

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Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals: Stunning Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama

Planning a corporate gala is no small task. It's an event that needs to exude professionalism, sophistication, and style while ensuring that every detail aligns with your company’s values and brand identity. At Luxe Decore Event Designs & Rentals, we specialize in crafting corporate gala decor in Alabama that elevates your event and leaves a lasting impression on your guests. Located in Birmingham, Alabama, our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional decor solutions that turn your corporate gala into a memorable and elegant celebration.

Why Choose Luxe Decore for Corporate Gala Decor in Alabama?
A successful corporate gala requires meticulous planning and flawless execution. Luxe Decore brings years of experience, creativity, and attention to detail to every event we design. We understand the importance of setting the right tone for your gala, and our expert team ensures your event reflects your company’s image while providing an inviting and luxurious atmosphere for your guests.

Here’s why Luxe Decore is the go-to choice for corporate gala decor in Alabama:

Custom Event Design: We work closely with you to understand your brand, theme, and objectives, then curate a personalized decor plan that brings your vision to life. Whether you’re aiming for an elegant black-tie affair, a modern, minimalist look, or a themed gala, we ensure that every detail fits your unique style.

Full-Service Decor Solutions: Luxe Decore offers comprehensive decor services for every aspect of your corporate gala, from initial concept design to the final touches. We manage everything, so you don’t have to worry about a thing.

High-Quality Rentals: Our vast inventory of premium decor items, including furniture, table settings, lighting, and floral arrangements, will ensure that your gala is nothing short of extraordinary. We pride ourselves on offering only the finest quality decor to complement your vision.

Seamless Execution: From delivery to setup and takedown, our team handles all logistics with precision. We ensure that your decor is perfectly installed and creates the desired ambiance without disruption.

Our Corporate Gala Decor Services
At Luxe Decore, we offer a wide range of corporate gala decor services to make your event shine. Here’s a glimpse of what we can do for you:

Elegant Furniture Rentals
Furniture is key to creating a comfortable and stylish atmosphere at your corporate gala. We provide a variety of furniture options, including:

Chairs & Seating: From classic Chiavari chairs to luxurious lounge seating and cocktail chairs, we offer seating solutions for every type of event. Our options ensure that your guests are comfortable while adding a sophisticated touch to the decor.

Tables & Displays: Whether you're looking for sleek modern tables for a cocktail reception or long banquet tables for a seated dinner, we have the perfect options to suit your event’s needs. We can also provide accent tables for displays, registration desks, and more.

Lounge Areas: For networking spaces or VIP areas, we offer plush sofas, ottomans, and coffee tables that create a relaxed yet upscale environment.

Stunning Floral Arrangements
Floral arrangements are an essential part of creating an inviting, beautiful environment for your corporate gala. Our expert florists design custom arrangements, including:

Centerpieces: Whether you prefer tall, dramatic floral displays or low, elegant centerpieces, we tailor our arrangements to match your theme and venue.

Floral Installations: Make a statement with floral walls, hanging florals, or floral chandeliers that add grandeur and a touch of luxury to your event.

Bouquets & Other Decor: We can also provide personalized floral designs for welcome tables, stage decorations, and other event areas.

Lighting Design
The right lighting can completely transform your corporate gala. We offer a variety of lighting options, such as:

Uplighting: Soft, ambient lighting to create a warm, inviting atmosphere.

Chandeliers & Hanging Lights: Dramatic chandeliers or pendant lights for a sophisticated touch.

Spotlighting: Highlight key areas, such as the stage, award presentation area, or your company’s logo.

Custom Decor and Theming
Luxe Decore works with you to create a theme that aligns with your corporate identity and vision. We offer custom decor solutions including:

Branding & Signage: Whether you want a branded photo backdrop, custom signage, or a corporate logo displayed on the event stage, we provide solutions that seamlessly incorporate your brand into the decor.

Themed Decor: From formal galas to themed fundraising events, we design decor that matches your event’s theme, creating a cohesive look that resonates with your guests.