School server (Windows XP something)

Username: user
Password: pass + YEAR

When you look at code you just wrote

My colleague just committed some code with description "improved some bugs"

...should I be worried? 😂

Get ready to change the copyright year in the footer if it's not dynamic.

If you start your npm install script at exactly 11:52:04 on New Year's eve, it will finish at exactly midnight.

Start off your 2019 right.

This is just a drop in the ocean though :D

I fucking love the life. Days start at 0am and not at 1am 😂😂

If you start writing a rant at 11.58, you will start your new year with a rant.

When you are programming and you feel philosophical

It's so good, to have a CEO who is an engineer and has coded in the past.

As you might guess, this leads to rational requests and expectations.

Just signed a contract for a new room!

This means I'll be going from 500kbs to a general 30-50mbs 😍

A few days ago, I finally switched from Win 10 to Linux. Now, I see an open source world of customization, free of any bloatware or BSOD. And it feels great ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Solution to all of our Git problems

Friend : "I can't take it when people don't delete old downloaded shortcuts from their desktop"
Me as a programmer:

Found this while doing some random googling 😂

Just came to know I too have powers.

this is deep

Sleeplessness !

When developers write to santa

The S in PDF stands for standardized.

This is by far the best please turn off your Adblock I have ever seen. I actually paused my ad blocker 😂

🎁🎁🎁

this. is. very. common.

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

Oh my god... Storytime.

A customer comes in with I assume is his father or grandfather.

Customer: I need a computer, but without all the internals

Me: So a case?

Customer: Yes, I need a Dell computer outsides, but without the internal components.

Me: Well, we don't have Dell cases, but we sell custom build cases and they come with a power supply.

Customer: *says nothing, but looks interested*

Me: *walks over to the cases to show him* So this is what the cases look like and we have two types, one for a ATX and one for a micro-ATX.

Customer: *still says nothing, but looks at them*

Me: What motherboard do you have at the moment?

Customer: Well, I don't have anything right now, but I'm replacing another computer that didn't work very well. I'm going to be getting some Dell parts to put in here.

Me: O-okay. So this other computer, I'd like to see it in shop to see what's going on with it.

Customer: Oh, you do NOT want to do that. I hooked it up to another computer and it blew it up.

Me: Huh, that's weird. I'd still like to look at it if possible.

Customer: Oh no, it's all wired wrong and... *some bullshit, but stay with me*

Customer: I am the best at technology. My hand has computer parts in it--government funded. *some more bullshit*

Me: Okay... *I try to bring it back around* Well, I'd still like to see the other computer for myself. So you don't have parts for this new build yet, right? You don't know what type of motherboard you have?

Customer: No.

Me: Well, I would get the internals first, so you know what size of case to get, and then get the case.

Customer: Okay. Thank you for your time.

He shook my hand with his "cyborg" hand and I was tempted to say something about "try not to crush my hand," but elected not to. Also during this entire exchange, the old man continuously farted in the background.

Best DHCP server ever.

Introducing new Notif filters! Now on mobile, all your notifications are broken up into category tabs and you can clear each category separately. No more digging for mentions!

Also we just released a new image preview for when a rant is shared on FB, Twitter, etc. which includes the ranter's avatar image. You can see it by sharing a rant on social media, or check out an example here: devrant.com/rants/1036286/image.png (if you change the rant ID, you can see others)

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/