Rant!!!

Fuck you npm fuck you node modules and fuck you react and fuck you enzyme

Simple flowchart XD

"What took you so long to do it? It looks simple."

"It looks simple because I spent time making it simple."

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Dear unknown StackExchange random dude,

You don't know me, I don't know you, but, let's be honest : I came here to get answers, not to get my question fucking edited.

Regards,

Go fuck yourself

Lets all help them share their startup

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

I will be getting nightmares about this now. The guy fucked up real bad.

Umm, Wut?

Her: Hunny when will you be done?
Me: 5 more minutes, am almost done solving this issue

The lie we all tell

.mother {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
love: absolute;
}

Don't you just hate it when some applications aren't supported in Linux..

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

Client asked to change the shade of blue to a little lighter shade. Deleted the hex code and typed the same hex code again and showed it to him. Instantly approved.

[DevArt No. 9]

Happy Star Wars Day

UX, who cares?

Seriously, YouTube: fuck off

Just because i don't want to update an app with shady permission requests, I now have to wait 30 seconds EVERY TIME I WANT TO USE IT

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Fuck You blue car driver who is texting and just cut in front of me! I accidentally double tapped the wrong rant!

devRant. Where everyone is pissed but everyone is cool with each other.

Fuck these stupid frustrating trends. It drives me fucking crazy. Scrolling a website and sections overlap each other, text flying in as you scroll, stuff fading in, images moving over text panels. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! I want to read the content, I don't want to feel sick and confused. Clients - DO NOT SEND ME A LINK TO THIS KIND OF WORTHLESS SHIT, SAYING 'I WANT IT LIKE THIS'.
Used sparingly and intelligently, animation can add to the UX, but it rarely is.
Remember the 90's when lazy designers used the photoshop bevel and emboss filter on every fucking thing, the web was contaminated. Cunts.

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

Haters gonna say it's fake

Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!

If you are using a FREE software and you don’t like it
You have 3 options:
- Stop using it,
- create your own,
- or simply, SHUT THE FUCK UP

You get the right to complain about what I build IF AND ONLY IF you paid for it.

Hope this is clear!!!