Thanks PHP for being the shittiest shit ever.

Sincerely,

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FUCK FUCKSHIT

That moment you realise you will avoid all Dev jobs in China!!😐😷

Boolean Logic....

Found this on Intern's screen

Fresh out of college?
Entry-level?
Apply Here!

Junior Web Intern: 16k A Year!
Basic Requirements: HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Node, Angular, JQuery, Bootstrap, Backbone, Handlebars, D3, p3, CMS (WordPress, Wixx), PHP, Java (Android), C++(iOS), openframeworks, openGLSL, Cinder, failed at least two startups, 8086 assembly language.

Recommended requirements:
Git version control
Agile development

Must be able to display example of each requirement.

That's a good one!

Get inspired...

Awesome Hack!

Typical code comment

Looking for jobs..
Position: Junior Java Developer
Requiements: Minimum 3 years experience with JEE, Applikations-Server, Persistenz, Open Source Frameworks, Web Services

Honey, trust me, if I had 3 years experience I wouldn't be applying to junior positions.

Job descriptions like this make me so MAD!

Got a graphing calculator in high school for math class. Needed to memorize a bunch of formulas, saw you could program them in the calculator with BASIC. Sold the program to other students, profit.

School course on C/C++ was so shitty I resorted to YouTube where I found this awesome channel called TheNewBoston

Non-dev friends are the best rubber ducks.

No proble

Be a real man and learn & understand the core JavaScript.

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Just got this slack from our server admin.

good code > bad code + good comments 🤔

Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

10 points for next century option.

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Who else is sleep deprived?

When the API is not documented.

To being a Procrastinator is Awesome....

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

My gf (she is a dev too) gets mad at me, cause i ask for her help and it usually ends up as plain rubberducking...

Not my fault!

The client: Why you are writing using strange language, why you didn't use English? We can't accept that...

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!