Under settings, we made a checkbox labeled “Run Program Faster”. The state was saved but it didn’t do anything.

We turned it “on” when people said things were slow. Usually they were happy and no one complained the “run faster” option wasn’t working.

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

I'm sorry for this one.

Source:- Reddit

Finally decided on a distro to begin with!
I have been looking at a lot of distros lately and didn't really know what I want or need in depths. So I chose KDE neon, I know it's not like a full featured distro, but I think it will be good for the start and I'll find out what I need and then will probably transist to a distro with my needs in a few months.

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

The truth, whole truth, and nothing but there truth.

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

BACHELOR THESIS DONE!

The facts are quite accurate

I say It's easy 👌

How to prevent people from learning to code

New devComic! Based on a funny rant by @AlgoRythm (https://devrant.com/rants/1168834/)

IT can be such a thankless job.

*In Office
Coworker raises his head, looks at boss: "I'm leaving".

Boss raises head looks at coworker: "Ok".

All this took 5 seconds,..the weirdest 5 seconds of my life

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

GDPR done right. 😂😂

Never be enough!

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Let the fun begin xD

Short story: I work in IT company

Stackoverflow.

The world is about to end

Just got my first RedBubble shirt 😍

teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

thats how I will handle IE support in the future ^^

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Just a friendly reminder not to believe anything that you see on the internet tomorrow (today based on timezones).

...not that believing things on the internet is every really a great plan...

PS. No, Half-Life 3 is not announced, you did not see a trailer, and it is never coming out.