Okay here's my weekend project
I'll create a Windows 11 virtual machine that will boot, then a macro will run that installs Chrome while closing every intervening Edge popup on its way. After the last popup is closed, the VM is reset to the pre-macro state.
I'll let Windows experience the eternity of me denying its unethical attempts to keep me from using Chrome. And I bet you I'll let it phone home every time.

For a moment I thought work laptop died because the screen suddenly went pitch black but it was just Windows deciding it was a good time to update graphics drivers. It crashed the emulator I was running btw.

Timezones.

FOIA shmoya

Serverless.

This is where your Lambdas run

To anyone I offended this year:

Work on yourself so I don't gotta do it again in 2025.

damn it

I'm the most ignored user of devrant regarding last week. Can you believe it? These stats summarize the amount of times that a message is not upvoted. It doesn't count mention's tho. A lot of people do not upvote if they mention. For more heartbreaking stats, see comments.

Also, poor GPT, always directly asked but one of the least appreciated by upvotes

Well, shit is kinda hitting the fan literally.

Two of my four clients are closing down, and it all happened in a month.

Not really fearing for job security, but now I've scheduled an interview with nVidia that I dismissed two years ago. Let's see how it goes.

Windows: "works, but..."
Linux: "doesn't work, but..."

Is it open source or is the source open?

Next I start a new job as Android developer, wish me luck 🤧😌

Seven more years until I retire.

cant describe it in words so i looked for an imagine that describes the current state of my mind. this is it.

actually, id like to describe this image as a spiral of infinite mental torment until self destruction.

Snap Store can't update Snap Store because Snap Store is running—a foreseeable dilemma.

Only 1000 files remaining to finish reviewing this PR. I'm almost there!

Made a little program to draw svg images on an oscilloscope using XY mode. Heres tux!

Join the devRant Discord server.

Please.

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I wish.

Math.
The thing i am fucking bad in.
Even basic math shit is hell for me.

You can't even make this shit up.

The British NCSC is stopping with the terms "blacklist" and "whitelist" because it would be racist...

Fucking oversensitive cocksuckers.

Let's see if I have any new e-mails at outlook.office365.com

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"You have been successfully logged out of all your accounts, have fun getting back in loser"

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

Participating in a non-profit project related to corona outbreak. It should help thousands of people to say at home, have a peace of mind and stay healthy.

Our project should go Live this/next week and we already have a blessing from our government. They are already making some legal exceptions to us.

That feels good!

I ranted about this back in 2018, now it’s reality.

You guys work from home because of coronavirus?
Me on the other hand, have to work on weekend on my desk to finish an urgent project, it’s for the ministry of education (who closed all schools and launched an online courses) to monitor the effectiveness of the new platform and fix some bugs on it.

When you've been getting lots of comments on your pull request and have to keep asking for approval.

I started at a new company. I met tons of people the first day. Third day on the job a guy comes up to me and says hello. I’m like, “Hey. What’s up. Thanks for welcoming me look forward to working with you and etc. I’m still learning names. Se ya round. I should get back to work.” Totally like I would greet the janitor or anyone else.

He leaves and people tell me that he was the CEO. I kill myself laughing.

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶