Bad Dev Habit: I put semicolons in Python and forget them in Java

I am an idiot. I wrote some 100+ lines of code months ago and I took another look today and it seems like it could've done the same thing in 3. Fuckity fuck fuck.

#AHAB
All HR are Bastards

It's my 2nd week into my new job. I asked people what they think they are doing.

The summary:

Senior dev: we fix bugs
Junior dev: we write code
Intern: we create the future

It depends how you look at it. They are all called software engineer or developer.

Why the fuck do people in my dumbfuck country always answer an English yes or no question with fucking OK.

Learn to read you fucking fucktards.

“Did you do X?”

“OK”

Fucking piece of uncommunicating Cthulhu brained fucks.

I saw a colleague of mine cry when I was undertaking my first internship.
Asked them why they were crying and i found out they were very frustrated at a task she had to do periodically, which required repetitive work.

I wrote a script to automate the task without being requested to, since I had some spare time and when I told them they hugged me and thanked me a lot.

I told my project manager that I am unhappy with his management, as I put a weekend in keeping the deadline, but on Tuesday the other team just said they need another week, and the deadline was moved.

His answer was: "sorry, I didn't know"

It's kinda your job... To know that...?!
At least roughly.
😤

Or -V for hipster mode?

First tatto things 😂

Never underestimate the power of sudo 🤬

This thing wasted my 10 hours for debugging!

Me everytime🙄

:D sorry, I don’t know who’s author

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

What my parents think I do to fix the wifi vs. What I actually do

It's a shame that Adobe doesn't support Linux for their creative suit. I know lots of artists and designers that don't use Linux regularly because of this, since Photoshop and illustrator are the de facto tools for their work. Adobe xd seems to be awesome, but I can't use on my pc due the lack of support -.-

I don't drink coffee, I eat it.

So I wanted to send an email to Microsoft to request a feature in their new "To-Do" app.

I went to the play store and scrolled down to the end where it says "Send an email to developer".

Clicked on that. And here is the email address:

"noreply@microsoft.com"

😑 😑

This made my day :D

Been accepted to the Google Developer Challenge Scholarship 2017/2018 for Android Development! 😀

Halloween on GitHub scared me... for a moment I thought is something wrong with my eyes. 😰

epic shit!!

Android studio plugins

Definitely desperate.

Coz drinking milk is a skill every CS student need for his/her LinkedIn profile. Sure, the recruiter's and company's job is to make sure you are proficient milk drinker.

A conversation between me and a girl who is a university topper from CS degree.

Kotlin and mother tongue

In my mother tongue (my first language which is Kikuyu) we do not have the letter L in our alphabet thus meaning L and R to us is similar thus pronounced the same.
Then Kotlin makes life hard for devs who got a mother influence in their speech from my tribe. Was having a talk with fellow dev who is my tribe mate and we had an issue agreeing between val and var hehe.
We had to write it down to tell which is which.

Thankyou Kotlin for making my day.

What I have found ...

I've updated my setup! Added another screen. I'm ready for battle with the bugs.

Finally here!