Assign 15% of each sprint to addressing technical debt

A pay raise. It's creative enough.

I just answered honestly to an “anonymous” survey of my workplace. If I don’t get laid off in the next 3 months, then I’ll believe it’s truly anonymous.

Things I'm half decent at: Writing code
Things I am absolutely the worst at: Managing projects

Things I got employed for: Writing code
Things I do: Managing projects

Friend of mine who has a job that uses MS office at most, sent me a message saying "I want to make my own AI, any good python books?"...no previous programming experience other than playing video games...slow down there bud

Well..honestly the degree is useless, because at the end what matters is your skills

Registered for hackathon with 2 Android dev and 2 Full stack dev. Turns out the theme for hackathon is totally out of our scope. This will be my very first hackathon.
Any advice, roadmap, suggestions for the problem statement?

RIP PHP.

A christmas present by my brother
As you can see the process is still running.

Marvelous.....

😭😨😰🥴😭😭

Here I sit and hesitate, should I code or masturbate.

Coding with python and calling it programming is like printing out pictures and calling it painting.

Age++

TimeToLive--

Actually getting paid sufficiently for what you do. That would make it tons of fun.

savage

Nooooo 😂😂

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

Asshole

People that blast their video in a restaurant that isn't that loud are awful people.

Like fuck you I don't wanna hear your garbage video at full volume you cock sucking cunts.

What are y’all thoughts regarding whitespace, I have a coworker that uses an absurd amount of white space between functions, declaration sections... declarations and logic within functions.... and makes everything very complex without refactoring we talking like 5+ if else inceptions deep.
His code always works never has a issues, but when we collaborate or I work on his files, I wanna cry lol ... he claims the whitespace helps with reading and focusing etc ... “compiler removes whitespace” yes I know that but this is beyond 1 or two new lines lol

This statement :

you call your self master of CSS and the only thing you are good at is using frameworks always for animation and every little task. you can't even do simple animation with css. FUCKING BASTARD

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

Project manager logic, explained with babies.

9 women can have 9 babies in 9 month. We only need one baby.

Deadline is one month!

This is a really accurate changelog .

How programmers comment their code

i'm a full-stackoverflow developer 🌚

if we get better friends i'll let you touch my files 🌚

credits to @mattiasgeniar