I'm in the process of installing Windows 98 on an old ultra portable.

166mhz, 32MB of ram, 10GB hdd.

What should i install next?

Linux is not a possibility at the moment I'm only interested in Windows and DOS for this right now.

Suggestions in the comments

Yesterday a colleague of mine told me that another colleague has done this in his web application for a subject:

For checking user and password, he did not query a database, but instead he checked information in a HIDDEN DIV in the html page.

Reason: "this way I don't lose my precious time".

I think of that and I'd like to punch him. People like him are the reason websites in Italy suck and my University web infrastructure sucks (he worked as intern on that).

My. God.

Damn MIT! No wonder one of the best research center!

Me: *spends 4+ hours refactoring existing spaghetti, ensuring components are modular, easier to test and fault tolerant*

Project manager: ...

Also me: *adds pre-loader image to register and login buttons when user submits form*

Project manager: *All excited* Awesome work. 🙌That's some nice improvement..

Like wtf dude 😳..

My takeaway: These noobs only care about what they can directly interact with

when you live in a 3rd world country you don't get to be a "front-end" developer nor a "backend" one, nor "devops". You're either all of them, or a php+jquery hacker that produces shitcode on a daily basis

Firefox is funny🤣🤣....

The devil !!!

currently working on dusty project

This is so true.. I hope the networking folks know where their manuals are 😂😁

Credits: Codechef

I have a variable called 'stuff'. It's a test to see if my colleagues really read my pull requests.

'one rant a day keeps the anger away'

I was searching for an app, look what I found:
A devRanter!

Me - okay mom im going to sleep don't bother me.

Mom - okay goodnight sweet heart.

Me - *puts on headphone , have a cup of coffee and begin to code*

Sometimes I wonder whether it's unhealthy for my desk plant that I explain her my code.

Hehehehe

Business model...

That's how my preparation started.

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

That build...

Boss: For next project I suggest we use webassembly
Me: Why not use real assembly

Me trying to find developers to My gaming community:
Question 1:
Can you code node.js?
Him:
Yes
Question 2:
Can you code java?
Him:
Yes
Question 3:
Do you know DevRant?
Him:
No sorry
Me:
Then im sorry next one...

Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.

Client be like :

I want this feature to be added

No I don't,
No I want,
No I don't,
let me fuck you up then I will decide.

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

The weird feeling you get when you ask a colleague what he recommends as unit testing framework for C# and his first response is: "What do you mean by 'unit testing'?"

Maybe if I get a "world's #0 programmer" coffee cup people will think I'm under qualified to hack their Facebook...

Don't you hate it when amazon algorithm screws up and recommends you incest anime?

I hate it when people don't want to work for themselves and when I share something for their knowledge

"Wow what pro", "Dude you're so smart" etc in a sarcastic manner.

Dude wtf, you don't want to improve yourself then fuck off. You're there because of yourself not because I fucked it up for you.

You reap what you sow and i don't need people discrediting my effort to get to where I am today. I get it, I'm not even what you would call "pro", So what shitface?! I wanna be there someday. If you don't then just die. I don't need people like you in my life 😬😬😬