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Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

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In my second year,
I told my teacher I can code in in C#(c-sharp).

She replied : C-sharp ? Oh you mean C-hash !

*that day I lost hope in college*

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This is just sad

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During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

joke/meme usb

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We all have our favourites

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When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

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HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

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UI design gone wrong

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Kind of sad when you think about it.

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LalaLan

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Stoned..!

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Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

joke/meme

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Hard core coding

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That's a good one!

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Welcome to the team...

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*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

joke/meme privacy cia security

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The only expressions devs have

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My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

joke/meme

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Yomamma... 😎

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My sticker ripped, and it became Canadian

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Well, since you're already here... ;-)

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This describes my feelings so well...

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Respect

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My LastPass master password..

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Q:Why is this book so long?
A:Its mostly white spaces

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I'd like to have... A Kernel Panic please, no sudo on top.

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For the NSA guys out there :p

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Typical code comment

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