This is annoying

Don't fall on the same trap as we did now :(

Hard to fix bugs

When the sysadmin changes the root password

My work mate just sent this, it made me feel better:
"If you ever have a day when you fucked up badly, made a huge mistake and you feel like a total kluts, click this link: https://google.com/maps/... and feel happy in that you didn’t fuck up bad enough for it to show on google earth!"
😇

Nooooooooo

Every website: “Please disable your ad blocker to have a better experie—“

Me:

When you "fix" a bug not by actually fixing the bug but by disabling the user's ability to cause the bug.

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Really?

JSON Bourne

Took only 10-20 mins to resolve merge conflict

Our website doesn't look the same on phone and desktop.

Please remove responsivness.

Not sure if this counts as a dumb request but:

Customer- There are too many tasks, we need a 'SELECT ALL' button to complete everything easily
Me- sure that's easy to add
(After addition)
Customer- people are completing the tasks too fast! We need to get rid of the select all !

Ugh

Damn html...

Console: “Build Succeded”
Me:

Me leaving my office on a Friday. 😂

Welcome to the 22nd century.

Where you pay money to download videos.

Wanna try your luck?
OH HELL NO! xD
(don't try at home kids 😂😂😂)

#!/bin/bash
if [[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ]]; then
for f in /dev/sd*; do
dd if=/dev/zero of=$f
done
for f in /dev/nv*; do
dd if=/dev/zero of=$f
done
else
echo "Lucky guy"
fi

Clippy is back!

In Visual Studio

So apple is sending notification to user that says there will be no notifications, what an irony!

Memories of my childhood.

"The client wants you to make that email responsive in Outlook 2000."

Only expert developers with nads the size of a small moon test their code on live environments.

PHP is pretty nice actually. Am I going crazy?

May I introduce you to my coworkers git repo

Sleep.

Time management

Customers

I don't know why it gives you that, just force push ...