This is totally me.

My son came from kindergarten with a picture he painted. And that's what I found on the backside of the paper.

1969 vs 2017

I too have a lot of time... What about you guys.?

Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

Lets all help them share their startup

But it works.....

😂😂 typically windows

Copyright notices be slaying....

Oldies

Sigh, Microsoft we need to talk...

Well... F*ck it

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"

Kind of sad when you think about it.

The joys of web dev

Machine Learning be like...

What's wrong with WannaCry? All it does is secure you're system by encrypting your files for you.

Gillette Excel

Well...

Linus is savage guys!
Apparently, he doesn't approve of GNU style coding
Source: kernel.org

Just got this slack from our server admin.

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

PM: Can you finish this in four weeks?
Dev: yeah sure, I can finish that in four weeks
Narrator: the dev could not finish it in four weeks

Well he did the right thing

Privacy is a legend

This is how i feel sometimes

Random friend: "hey! What course are you studying?"

Me: "computer science engineering"

RF: "oh cool, can you install Ubuntu in my laptop?"

Me: *shoots her*