Dear machine

We feel you bro...

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Privacy is a legend

Well he did the right thing

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Made a Raspberry Pie for Pi Day

</sarcasm>

..Sure, I..I can try that.

True...

When you have something in your clipboard but then press Ctrl+C instead of Ctrl+V and end up with a blank line.

Pro Tip: if you're building a developer REST API, don't forget to add a sample response to each endpoint. I don't want to have to test each one when I'm building my integration, I'd rather build my model in one go with the documentation displayed on a second monitor.

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊

Straight in dem feels

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

When you prove its a hardware probelm

I got my devRant stickers in. Slapped them on the case for my modified pi zero

I like PHP and I develop on Windows 10.

And I have a light theme on my text editor.

Yeah no

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

CSS can kill you!

Dutch developers talk about life and death alarmingly often... Until you realize they actually mean "live" and "dev".

This might happen very soon.

So this is where my bus is heading...

Creating an API is not too difficult. However, OAuth2.0 is a bitch. Who the hell thought this was reasonable?

Made me laugh...

My project manager sent this to me today.