Did you say security?

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Best debugger: a shower

so, i hear you working on linux and love some designs.
show me your .bashrc !

me:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JSON Bourne

added a display and generik™ ∞GB flash drive

That's a great bug

✘ Lie
✘ Lie
✘ Lie

When I was in school pretending to study

The "startup idea"-guy starterpack ... "I just need some one to code it."

And Google Wave is still the best way to stay in touch

Completely rebuilt my pc and get to sell my old one to my boss so that I can get paid to work on it 😂😂😂

Specs:
Gtx 1080 ti
I7 7700k
B250 motherboard
16g 2300mhz ram
240g SSD
1tb HHD

Few years back I managed to write a conky script after watching Breaking Bad.

The OS is elementary OS.

It seems like our classroom's computer has been shot multiple times...

Sorry for the image quality.

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

My coworkers

How will you call your kid?

When you design something and it becomes something else but you're too lazy to re-design it.

Finally solved the mystery, why / and * are together on my keyboard so that there is no problem for me to use single line comment and multi-line comment.

If you wonna be a hacker you know

Lol app store

Oh Microsoft, so sad! 😔 The worst thing that can happen by removing a pc is ....

Trying to write more commit , so that i can stay top in github project chart with less real code be like....
Git commit -am "added p in code"
Git commit -am "added r in code"
Git commit -am " added i in code"
Git commit -am "added n in code"
Gir commit -am "added t in code"
Git commit -am " gave the proper indentation to print"

A real lifesaver

I got my nieces Github t-shirts. My sister just sent me this.

Mac: Then and now. My first and my second. I prefer the first honestly!

You can't bug fix, if you don't bug test

I don't really like WhatsApp, but I am forced to use it to keep in touch with some friends that don't use messengers like Signal or Telegram.
Today, I see this. What the hell is this crap? Snapchat 2.0? Whatssnap? Who thought this would be a good idea?
Fuck WhatsApp (and Facebook).