That co-worker that erases all of your changes if there's a merge conflict.
Fuck you too buddy.

A client drove 3 hours, for a urgent meeting with me that was solved by me adding CORS-headers

XML.

That's it that's the rant.

Looking at the database credentials for an application I’m working on.

Dev/QA password: yU$@1zmH91?
Prod password: app123

My lift in nutshell

All my unit tests work, all my component tests work, why the FUCK does it give me a 'Verification Failed' error?

1 hour later:
Oh wait this is the wrong public key

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

updates...

I just remembered the first time I set up a Linux-Server. It was a simple Apache webserver at my first internship anf I didnt have a clue about literally anything.

My mentor guided me through and gave me literal step-by-step instructions (alright, now type... and now type...).

At the end he told me "OK, now run 'sudo rm -rf /*' to finish setting up". Me, being the naive and clueless motherfucker I am, happily nuked the everloving shit out of my newly setup server. I was like "Alright, WTF just happened??" He then told me "Now that you know how it works, do the entire thing again all by yourself. And you just learned an important lesson: NEVER exexute commands you dont know what theyre doing". I really did learn a lot on that day and still follow that lesson :D

@ynnk </3

Testing in production?
Nice.
And that is an official Samsung App.

Please sir please

Hahahaha

After using git for all this time... I still can never commit changes correctly .-.

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

More Timezones

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

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"dead code has value. And the value is negative"

-- Kevlin Henney, Devternity '19

I saw a guy building a website today.
No React.
No Vue.
No Ember.
He just sat there.
Writing HTML.
Like a Psychopath.

I just want to cancel. 😐

Software engineer

Is this Docker ?

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

seriously man, how do u do that

This is the most Canadian tweet I've ever seen 😂

It's so annoying when your colleague dev says: "It's just a 30minutes task, I'm sure you'll do it in lesser time" NO I CAN'T!!!

Did anyone else had this kinda situation? :/

WRITE YOUR FUCKING DOCS PROPERLY!!!

Why do people idolize Steve Jobs?

All he did was create a massive corporation that make overpriced products and refuse to be compatible with anything else.

The man is a dickhead.