— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

      

fellow web developer helping me with debuging

+ I’m an animator at Rockstar Games
- Wow what do you do
+ Don’t ask

A perfect date for a Programmer !!

You know you learned a lot in the last year when you try to change something on a website you made 1 year ago and it is almost impossible.

The code is not well structured. PHP mixed with HTML, functions that should be organized as a class etc.

I really, really, need to refactor the entire site!

Literally.

Drunk macbook thinks it's a windows laptop

Work friend complaining about his pc freezing and sends this in our work group. Haha i giggled

WordPress has really cool features!
You can uninstall it, for example.

*Mom shows me laptop ad of 3000 bucks with the most overkill specs ever*

Mom: "Son, will this laptop run Google?"

Me: "Do you want to surf Google or actually run Google's server?"

Mom: *looks confused*

"I also want to use Fesabook on it"

Me: *brings her a 5 year old laptop with a new ssd in it*

*has an old i3, 8gb ram and no gpu*

Mom: "This laptop is super fast! Thanks son!"

*One hour later*

*Mom calls*

"Son, I think the laptop broke"

Me: "What? What happened?"

Mom: "I pressed a button and now all the keys are lighting red" (backlit keyboard)

Me: "You can choose the color of your keyboard mom"

Mom: "Ooh! How do I make it pink?"

Me: "You can only choose between red and blue..."

Mom: "What a ripoff"

*Hangs up the phone*

Thats how it's Done!!!

xD

Not only new coders, but everyone!

Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

The inventor of autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

When you ask your wife/gf to make sandwich for you and she obliges.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

This is totally me.

Me: This ...
Friend: Is not working.
Me: How come it not work?
Friend: You are such a ...
Me: Waste of time. I know.
Friend: Forty minutes is all I'll need to debug this program.
Me: Seconds, Can u do that in Forty seconds.
Friend: Of course not. Why would I?
Me: An idiot teacher wants me to upload it right now.
Friend: Idiot, Is that what u call a teacher.

Please read the first letter of every conversation.

CSS never disappoints 😆

this is a new one to me

Just saying

Designer - *showing an animation made with after effects* Lets add this really cool animation in our website

Me - Actually that will be very difficult with plain CSS. We will have to use some heavy animation libraries, and we don’t have that much time for the project.

*next day*
Designer - Found a better animation
*shows another animation*

Me - *awkwardly* This is more difficult to implement than the previous one

*next day*
Designer - What about this one
*shows yet another difficult animation*

Me - *ashamed and questioning my skills* ummm....

Designer - you know what, just add fade-in-out

I mean the joke is gr8t m8 8/8

Stackoverflow is the worst and best at the same time. So many pricks on that website yet it comes handy almost always

Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:

Me: "Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"

Do What The Fuck You Want To Public License (WTFPL)