bitchface micromanager keeps telling me i don't communicate enough, don't do enough, am not fast enough, etc.

So i've been sending her a weekly summary of ~50 bullet points of things I did during the week, issues encountered, workarounds found, research findings, who i talked to, etc. all organized by task with links to the tickets.

My work volume hasn't increased (probably decreased, actually) but it certainly looks like I'm doing a lot. probably because i am? but she doesn't listen during standup, so... victory by a hundred bullet points it is!

Seriously, why would some companies reduce the life span of the poor candidates with immensely stressful interviews for works that aren’t actually worth the hype?

I miss my grandma :(
RIP

Right Ctrl be like - You guys are getting clicked? XD

This made my day ajajajajaj

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I just moved to linux from windows . Now I regret
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I should have moved earlier ;_;

Just closed 460 tabs in safari on my iPhone 😂

>be me
>automating video stuff
>ffmpeg makes it super easy

Thank you ffmpeg

Just going to leave this here

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source : reddit

Imma leave this here

gonna be a poor boy

Do you try this?

When programmer's are suffering any disease 😁

should happen in real life 🤔

😂😂 The name is ML....HTML😂😂

Advice to new programmers.

Easy-peasy

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Being a student this was how my colleagues felt about my code and SQL procedures. They didn’t even let me create a change ticket to present to CAB 😂

>>Struck on a stupid concept with very little documentation.
>>Searched for days, finally frustrated and fucked up.
>>Started searching for libraries,found a decent one with good documentation and even a sample usecase.
>> library handles my application completely fine, me happy and motivated again :D
>>opened the library's source code, that was again very nice and simple.
>>Now learnt the concept and implementing it in my app natively . Even opened some issues in the creator's library
>>thank you github :)

Six months ago my girlfriend broke up with me...
BUT since then I've...
•Found the wonderful world of devRant
•Gotten back into electronics
•Taught myself PCB design
•Gotten back into programming
•Made a discord bot
•Started teaching myself calculus
•Began building an ai for said discord bot
•Designed a wireless mesh networking NIC for the TI84+CE

Sure I feel like shit most of the time but before I did anyway but I've been super productive and it feels kind of nice

Vscode golden tips:
Rule #1: the less extensions you installed, the less trouble you get into.

There is no rule #2

Where has this been my whole life 😂

I got the job😄

Ibm quantum computer

Just got my pixel and almost forgot to install devRant, forgive me father for I have sinned!