Oh yes, yess! Show me more!

I've started using CakePHP and I LOVE IT!!!!

I did not choose the dev lyf, the dev lyf chose me.

Ain't I right?

Ramadan Kareem!
For everyone who is celebrating it.

Two years ago I started a small online business. It was not a long term investment and it literally ended up being a one man business. The idea was to provide a service to a small group of people who will benefit from my idea and to offer it to them at a very cheap price. (It being the cheapest helped its popularity a lot).

However, never once did it actually make any profit. (and i never wanted it to make a profit) I wanted it to be self sustaining business and it was.

This was a project for my University by the way, I started off in my first year because of my extensive knowledge in the particular matter, and I only sold to people on campus.

Now that its been 4 years, my batch is graduating, and so there aren't many people to spread the word about this project. It's finally the time to actually say goodbye to this project.

I leased a dedicated server two years ago, and I am finally saying goodbye to that too (can't afford to keep it live anymore). And seriously, it feels sad to shut this machine down haha, I've had so much fun playing around with the configurations (even though it was a production server).

It's clear that this downsizing will continue and I will be closing the service in the near future.

The future of IOT

Co-worker: dude, I need your help!
Me: all yours.
Co-worker: can't fix that sh$t over here.

[IDE]
Err on line~~
badFunction(...);

Me: piece of cake, gimme your keyboard.

[IDE]
Build successeful.

Co-worker: duuude, how did you...???
Me: Better not look.
Co-worker: but I am curious to know, ya know
Me: promise not to scream, k?
Co-worker: I just hope it's none of your old-stylish jokes.
Me: oh dude, you know me for years, trust me, it's fine.
Co-worker: -_-

I love TDD.

It's so relaxing to know that your fix didn't fuck up anything else when the tests pass.

When I finish my code I always think: "I am a genius!!"
But when I see the code of my friend...

nixCraft

Don't forget to checkout and merge 🤗

Int i;

A nerd love story

SIDE PROJECT SHOWOFF

Srsly what the fuck does everyone else here do in their spare time

Im sure you'll agree with this :-}
Do you have a life?😂

developer's weekend

Simpsons

What's with some devs around here posting their stories of doing shitty things like they're heroes or something?

Oh, you hacked your former boss and destroyed data because he did something you didn't like?

Oh, you tried to work smart, but then essentially defrauded your client by claiming you had to rewrite the app for another platform?

How many other ones?

It's shit like this that make it harder for the honest developers out there to get a client to actually trust us, and that trust is so important for both sides of a contract.

How can a client who was burned by one of these douche bags trust when another developer actually quotes a rewrite of a code base that is fundamentally flawed?

How about a business partner of the one who was hacked. What if they're as honest as can be, but heard the horror story, and now refuses to entrust anything to their developers?

It makes all our jobs harder and makes us all look like shit.

And here you are, posting it up for those precious ++'s.

Fuck you. Either shape up or do us and your clients a favor and choke on your keyboard.

BE WISE

Hear the out cry

Hahaha, nice!

configuring nginx is like trying anal for the first time

Stalkers everywhere!

Another normal day at work.

Holy Shit! Pattern matching is too awesome.

How could I live before that?

Sexy hmmm!!

Get a girlfriend...
Its lonely here...

what do you mean by hard coded?

Me:

Just going to leave this here.