Bond paper supply is coming, print that code EOD 🤣

this is the way

Today I learned: there's a license called WTF.

Wtf.

Laughed harder than I should 😂
P.s. I use both!

Any other front-end developers check out Visual Studio Code? It’s got a lot of really nice features, including the absolute best implementation of Emmet I’ve ever seen. My new favorite editor on both Windows and Mac!

https://1.1.1.1

Ah Christmas again...
That time of the year to fix your parents computer problems or in my case I am still trying to eliminate windows XP...

That is the question 😉

Got the other devs in my office their own debugging rubber duckies.

Why is there no bytecoin? One bytecoin would be 8 Bitcoin.

Me: I mend shoes

Go home code, you're drunk.

My family thinks I'm unemployed (I mostly freelance) and that I will soon suffer from starvation, even though I am making more money than most of my peers with stable jobs.

I like birb's!

True xD

Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

If you are boy I will name you Pascal, if you are a girl I will name you Luna

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

The right mood.....

Evil animals... We have to save the world.

I can totally relate

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

I don't care how much VB6 is bla bla bla... We are not in the 2006 anymore.

How to write a CV!

This sums up so many arguments I've had with clients about design requests!

I haven't told anyone I know yet but yesterday I got a call from a user and she asked me if I could come down and take a look at some software I support. I did and fixed the issue.
She then asked if I could take a look at her computer because help desk and PC team had tried to fix and couldn't.

5 minutes later I fixed it (every site she went to gave cert error in both chrome and ie). I stood up and there was a couple seconds of me and her just facing each other not saying anything. She was smiling ear to ear the whole time. (This issue was weeks old I think). Then she walks towards me......

And hugs me.

Progressive JPEG method.