Software engineer

Stackoveflow cat

YOU MEAN TO ACTUALLY FKN TELL ME IT TOOK YOU 3 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT AN "QueryFailedError: null value in column "id" violates not-null constraint" ERROR??? GTFO. These fkn "fullstack" consultants man...

Now the real question is are you even allowed to put React in your cv if you've never worked with redux, don't know the concept of HOC and still make pull requests with componentWillReceiveProps ?

I'm so sick of getting LinkedIn requests like this one...

When you see it 😂😂

Thanks to Stefftek for sending me this.. i know this is from Twitter but idc lol

Every time I'm asked to fix an application written in Visual Basic I think a part of me dies inside

Inspirational quote of the day

databases designs...

How do you even come up with shit like this?

FUCKING SHIT ! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A QUALITY REPO ?

FUCKING NODE_MODULES IN YOUR FUCKING REPO ?

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Exactly

The struggle is real

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA

ironic

It's 10% f*cks
20% will
15% concentrated power of beer
5% pleasure
And 50% pain
And 100% reason to remember be sane

One of my most favorite quotes:

"UNIX is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity."
- Dennis Ritchie

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

I'm not sure if I would read either of these

version control...

Soon ™

Credit goes to Instagram account attached

A geeky poem...

Relatable.

😂😂😹😸😹😸😺

That feeling...

So I recently returned from university and was catching up with people. Then this guy(childhood friend) who is in EE was "asking" me about how my academics were going. So I was describing my cs classes to him until he suddenly interrupted me saying he knows "how algorithms work" and also that IT == CS. I tried my best to explain to him that it is not the same thing, but his ego just couldn't allow me to talk. He continued on forcefully about how he did a project in java that used SQL and blahblahblah. After he was done exhibiting himself, he asked me what languages do you know(LOL)? When I tried to explain to him that cs is not about learning languages, the guy proceeded to interrupt me again and tell me how his curriculum is hard so as to imply that mine is shit. Finally, this human waste told me to "open java" so that he could code, I opened up my terminal, which he responded to by asking me "What is that?"