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						AboutA self-taught Android developer.
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				    Github stats:
coworker 1: 3,535k ++ 987k --
coworker 2: 1,563k ++ 735k --
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me: 453k ++ 7,848k --
I guess this confirms my job at the company as "Backend Crap Remover".7 - 
				    
				    It was between me and another guy.
I fucking won!
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!
I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!
OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY96 - 
				    
				    Different girls follow different methods to slow down their ageing process --
Health trainer -- Exercise and Yoga
Normal girl -- Cosmetic products
Programmer girl -- Having a tattoo of Internet explorer3 - 
				    
				    my girlfriend knows how to work with linux based systems and she does not like apple products. She's the one!15
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				    HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
Candidate - I was in jail.
HR - Why?
Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : "We'll call you back".
HR :- Welcome on board, You have the Job.6 - 
				    
				    I am a hobby programmer. I just got rejected by the biggest crush of my life. I guess I'm stuck with my stupid wothless fucking life writing code. How fucking exciting....22
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				    Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down16
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				    you might think that windows updates are painful but this piece of shit has been like this for an hour JUST LET ME FUCKING DEPLOY
				        
				        
				        
				        
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