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I don't think windows is bad, it gets job done too....

Minimum punishment it is

Lose some ...

So today I have to give my defense which will decide whether I graduate or not! Wish me luck!

Just some office stuff.....

Ok, bye guys gtg.....

Probably old but made me laugh way more than it should have XD

Never been more creative.

#WhenYouAreTooNerdy

How I solve my problems..😆😆

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

FOR THE CODE
IS LONG AND
FULL OF ERRORS

You want a good rant?
Here have a look at this -
http://motherfuckingwebsite.com

Nice mailing service you got there...

Yo, his palms are sweaty
knees weak, conscience heavy
There's commits on master already:
Your mom's spaghetti code

Your mama's so fat she can't save files bigger than 4GB

That movie about Facebook being made is so inaccurate. No one actually codes for hours straight. A good 90-95% of their time is combing through stackOverFlow posts from 2001

Hello, I'd like to hear a Bluetooth joke ..

Hello, I'd like to hear a Torrent joke ..

r/programmerhumor

Old but gold!

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Credits: unknown

What were you doing?

Making progress 🙏

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and go to market she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.