Welcome to the gang you sticky little sticker. Im glad they made all the way to germany. Thx @dfox

Never gets old

But that is my email....

Internet is dark and full of funny things.

"It's a feature"

How it starts, and how it ends... Every single day.

Waiting to see if anyone notices

I got fired for not making the background of our website blue

I'm helping a friend with programming in c#
He's a beginner and wants to learn. He learns as easy as I do.

I saw his project yesterday and everything was written in one method. I thought I was dying. Then remembered my first project... he will be fine

Hack the planet using visual basic!

..........0^0

Alright what's your alcoholic drink of choice?

Me: let's try to be a little social and make some friends and talk to people nicely

After 5 very hard minutes of trying
Me: fuck them!! where's my laptop

I'm not sure if I should be Happy or Sad about this :/

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Sudo is everything😎

First !rant. I'm working on a 2d game using Game Maker at school and I just wounder if putting constants up this way makes you cringe. Is there a better way? This code is only run when switching to a weapon and he values can be put into the shooting script itself. I just want to know how you put in mass constants in general coding or even at all.

Best laptop sticker ❤️

MacBook Pro with touch bar😚😚

Here you go iPhone users😂

Yes! you made a difference.[image]
P.S.
started working at a startup as an intern(android app developer), Most of my work is like debugging the code, new feature implementations.
And the codebase is full of this kind of shit(even worse) plus literally zero documentation(not even for API's), not even a single line of comment in complete project(40K-50K), not any unit test/ UI test.
The funniest thing is when I ask for documentation he(boss | *) said: I am documentation.

My last teacher doesn't know the difference between java and javascript. He teaches PHP.

Hi everyone!

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Front End Developer problems😂

Dafuq is this, human?

The best. There are so simple.

Five years learning how to build normalized information schemas to end up designing denormalized DBs.

Corrupted FS is coming

practice makes perfect