Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Reviewed the code of one of my employees and found that comment: Todo: Improve this if thomas complains.

spare time

NO (and some more text so I can post it)

"Oh my God thank you! How'd you fix it?"
I did literally the first thing you always do: unplug that shit and plug it back in.

Episode 3 of this rant: https://devrant.io/rants/871827/...

Me: So I'm going an API call to Mastercard but they don't give us back CreditCard token to save.
Provider: Ya man you need to curl a request in your code to get the token...blahblahblah.... man you need to know these things they are not an easy things to be done, just paste curl code on MasterCard website into your code and it will work

Me: *ignores his shit talk and proceed to test*
*5 minutes later*
MasterCard Server: error.cause=INVALID_REQUEST&error.explanation=Invalid+credentials.&result=ERROR
Me: *calls provider and tell him*
Provider: Oh sorry, we need to enable this feature for your account.

devRant people please, give me one reason why I should not leave this field, and maybe also leave this life knowing there are this type of people alive.

Thank you :)

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does anybody else think the internet is alive? and we are the bees building the hive?

Day 530: Still trying to find phone number...

Sorry if this has been posted before, but this really cracked me up 😂

At a party.

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a dev-
A: So you can like... hack things? Can you hack my insta?

ಠ_ಥ

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

We Should Thank The Inventor Of “Hardware"

Manual Data Entry: Most boring job
This reminds me of one conversation with one of my faculty..
Faculty: Why not try some Machine Learning Project?
Me: Cool. Any ideas you have already thought
Faculty: Comes up with a really noble idea
Me: Awesome idea. But we need data
Faculty: Don't worry. I will get it. Just help me setup Hadoop (see the irony.. no data yet, and he wants big data setup)
Me: But we don't have data. Let's focus of data collection, Sir
Faculty: I will get it. Don't worry. Trust me.
( I did setup for him twice coz he formatted the system on which I did the setup first time)
After 6 months,
Me: (same question) Sir, Data??
Faculty: I got it.
Me: Great. Give me, I can start looking into it from today.
Faculty: Actually, it's in a register written manually in a different language (which even I can't understand) I will hire data entry guys to convert it into English digital contents.
Me: *facepalm*
Road to Manual data entry to Big Data
Dedicating this pencil to the individuals keeping the register up to date and Sir in hopes of converting it into big data..
Long way to go..

Well fuck... I don't think I can just skip that step.

If you're happy and you know it, syntax error!

Got me some free swag. Thanks @dfox & @trogus! Might I suggest:
500++ stress ball
1000++ mouse mat
2000++ t-shirt
4000++ sexual favours
8000++ replacement soul

Always

my girlfriend knows how to work with linux based systems and she does not like apple products. She's the one!

No I will not disable my AdBlocker to view your content.

I'll just disable JS in browser.
*Troll face*

*Have idea.

*Start thinking about it.

*Start seriously thinking about it.

*Push yourself to do it.

*Have a mini unconscious panic attack that tells you you're gonna fail.

*Do something else completely unrelated to what you wanted to do.

*Feel good about the meaningless shit you just achieved.

*Recognize you're procrastinating.

*Try to stop.

*You can't cause you're stupid and lack the control and discipline to trick your own mind.

*Watch video about how to overcome procrastination.

*Get a more firmer understanding of it.

*Realize you're a helpless piece of shit.

*Cry till dead inside.

*Resume daily mindless shit.

Stack overflow is really gold sometimes!

Gentlemen, I present to you... The Internet

wanna thank my ISP for introducing this game to me :3
addictive af

So true

❤️

This happens every time when I start Android Studio!!

This is me everytime I SSH into my other linux computers, feels good man

You wouldn't download a house