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Why Apple developer are up at night?

Security can never be this tight!

Truth. Gentlemen.

Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

Things aren't always
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And
#FFFFFF

Does your article require me to click "next page" 8 times to read the whole article?
if yes, then fuck you.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

👌👌👌

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Bitcoin Gold digging

Christmas.
The only time where computer scientists and other people agree how trees are shaped.
Now we only need to convince them that the tip is in fact the root.

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Me learning JavaScript
Step 1 console.log("hello world")
Step 2 change the devrant avatar t shirt to js

Oh!! Nevermind!!

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

Mousepad alternative #AnimalsAtRandomPlaces

How my birthday is going so far:
1. Dropped coffee on my shirt
2. Client is wondering why we removed a feature that he wants yet asked us to remove a week ago
3. Dev server is no longer working
4. Internet connection is shit
5. My VPN keeps on disconnecting (see #4)

Is this day going to end or what?

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Beware of the new ATM phishing attack.

Defragmentation

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Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

When they want an honest candidate

1969 vs 2017